Thanatosian
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Joined: 5/10/2004 From: New Castle, PA Status: offline
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SCRAMBLED No, thats not how I eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, its the punchline to another joke- like here2, I choimp them down in one bite. Anyway, here's the joke: A reporter in Arizona was looking for a story on a slow news day. He heard about this Indian Chief out on the reservation who had a fantastic memory and never forgot anything/ So he drove out to the reservation and interviewed the Chief, asking all sorts of questions. Finally, to cap off his story he asked " what did you have for breakfast on May 14, 1947?" "Eggs" came the reply. "Great, thanks Chief" said the reporter and went back to file his story. 12 years later, the reporter is on the res again doing another story and decides to look up the Chief. Walking over to where the Chief is sitting he decides to greet the Chief in his native language. "HOW" he says to the Chief. The Chief looks up at him, thinks a moment and says "Scrambled" Ever since I first heard that joke, my smart ass answer to How? is always Scrambled
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