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life lessons (not humour - just nice!) - 4/27/2006 2:34:00 PM   
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I've learned....That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The
>>>closer it
>>>  gets to the end, the faster it goes.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That we should be glad God doesn't give us
>>>everything we
>>>  ask for.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That money doesn't buy class.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That it's those small daily happenings that make
>>>life so
>>>spectacular.
>>>
>>>I've learned...That under everyone's hard shell is someone who
>>>wants to
>>>  be
>>>appreciated and loved.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What
>>>makes me
>>>think I can?
>>>
>>>I've learned....That to ignore the facts does not change the
>>>facts.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That when you plan to get even with someone, you
>>>are
>>>only
>>>letting that person continue to hurt you.
>>>
>>>I've learned...That love, not time, heals all wounds.
>>>
>>>I've learned...That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is
>>>to
>>>surround myself with people smarter than I am.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with
>>>a
>>>  smile.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with
>>>your
>>>  babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.
>>>
>>>I've learned...That no one is perfect until you fall in love with
>>>them.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
>>>
>>>I've learned...That opportunities are never lost; someone will
>>>take the
>>>  ones you miss.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will
>>>dock
>>>elsewhere.
>>>
>>>I've learned...That I wish I could have told those I cared about
>>>that I
>>>  love them one more time before they passed away.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That one should keep his words both soft and
>>>tender,
>>>  because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your
>>>looks.
>>>
>>>I've learned...! .That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose
>>>what
>>>I
>>>do about it.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That when your newly born child holds your little
>>>finger
>>>  in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That everyone wants to live on top of the
>>>mountain, but
>>>  all the happiness, and growth happen while you're climbing it.
>>>
>>>I've learned....That the less time I have to work, the more things
>>>I get
>>>done.

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