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siouxie -> smart women (4/27/2006 2:39:06 PM)
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>>>WOMEN'S REVENGE
>>>
>>>"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
>>>wished to
>>>purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
>>>control for A
>>>television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV
>>>remote?"
>>>I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come
>>>shopping with
>>>me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
>>>legally."
>>>
>>>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
>>>
>>>I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand
>>>how You
>>>can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the
>>>hair Out by
>>>the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
>>>
>>>WIFE VS. HUSBAND
>>>
>>>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying
>>>a word. An
>>>earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
>>>wanted to
>>>concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
>>>and pigs,
>>>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep,"
>>>The wife replied, "in-laws."
>>>
>>>WORDS
>>>
>>>A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
>>>use a
>>>day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has
>>>to Be
>>>because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then
>>>turned to
>>>his wife and asked, "What?"
>>>
>>>
>>>CREATION
>>>
>>>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
>>>stupid and
>>>so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me
>>>to
>>>explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
>>> God made
>>>me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
>>>
>>>WHO DOES WHAT
>>>
>>>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
>>>the coffee
>>>each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
>>>up first,
>>>and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The
>>>husband
>>>said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should
>>>do it,
>>>because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
>>>Wife
>>>replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
>>>that the
>>>man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe
>>>that, show
>>>me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and
>>>showed him
>>>at the top of several pages, that it indeed
>>>says.........."HEBREWS"
>>>
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