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things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/27/2006 2:48:37 PM

siouxie

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/27/2006 2:51:35 PM

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Giggles.. that was funny... I cant say some of those stone cold sober!

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/27/2006 9:55:06 PM

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Supercalafragilisticexpealadoucious....try that one

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/28/2006 3:43:03 AM

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good one...

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/28/2006 7:43:45 PM

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/28/2006 10:02:54 PM

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"masochistic" XD Long story...

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/29/2006 2:22:21 PM

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Your girlfriends and/or your wifes name..........

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/29/2006 2:27:19 PM

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Your girlfriends and/or your wifes name..........

or rather the correct name depending on which one you're with at that time!

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/29/2006 2:30:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: siouxie

quote:

Your girlfriends and/or your wifes name..........

or rather the correct name depending on which one you're with at that time!

That's just what I was going to say!

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/29/2006 2:41:23 PM

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great minds think alike eh?

(or fools seldom differ!)

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RE: things that are hard to say when drunk... - 4/29/2006 2:54:53 PM

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