siouxie
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Joined: 4/19/2006
From: Southwest UK
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A friendly warning!
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally
and by hand.This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK
from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
your private life completely. If you should come into contact
with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the
nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest
acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those
who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends - If you do not have 5 friends you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY. Update: after extensive testing it has been concluded that LAGER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. And remember, I have passed this on because I CARE.
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My therapist says that would not be appropriate just now
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