Jaybeee
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ORIGINAL: Jaybeee Trust me, ANY Marine life is always cheaper. It's the natural order. Anyway, nothing like a sympathiser thread to flush out the military sympathisers. Let's see. Military wife, mother of a military son, and Dominant of a military sub in My collar. Sympathizer probably fits. I suppose next you'll tell Me that I shouldn't find your statements particularly offensive since they are Army, rather than Marine. Regardless, the statement was an absolutely hideous one on your part. There are a number of active duty, prior duty, and family members of military people on these boards. I'm not going to ignore that it was insulting. Popeye, I apologize for hijacking the thread topic. Wait wait...you're telling me you've got an actual grunt taking orders from you? A WOMAN???? Christ, it took me five minutes or so to stop quaking with laughter to get around to typing this out. Does his C/O know Much apart from the inherent conflict of interests in taking commands from another source, however unofficial, that just hits the funny bone at SO many levels, I can't count. LP, I just want to thank you for starting my day with such a belly-laugh. A military sub. It's pretty miserable weather out but you just lit a fire in my heart. My only worry is I've got heavy, fast-changing traffic to contend with for an hour, and try as I might to get these giggles out the way, inevitably some image of a marine goose-stepping around your bedroom in his upper body dress uniform, but wearing nothing below except nappies, is going to wander through my brain - I just hope it happens when the lights are red. You make me wish Sat-Nav could take over the complete steering of the car, and I could just sit in the car screaming with laughter on the phone to some mates... Geeez, in a few years some plagiarist is gonna take that idea and depict the scene in 'Harold and Kumar 4 Get Laid' or something...think we'll see a penny in royalties? I think not. Sailor uniforms...oh help me, I think I'd better get a cab in this morning.... :)
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