kinkbound
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An little old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with the most perfect breasts he's ever seen. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts???" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the next corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen you dirty old pervert; I'm not that kind of woman! GOT it???"
So the little old man runs around the next block, and faces her again.
"Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm... $10,000? Well... okay, just this once. But not here! Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in all the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Are you crazy?," says the little old man, "Costs way too much!"
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