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MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 3:14:13 PM)

CHIMP!!!! with a COMPUTER!!!!....which is me most of the time.





Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 4:00:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: akisha
Better yet, hold it in your mouth, stand up and Kiss Him *weg*
I was always taught to share.

*runs away laffing manically*

Oh ya this has a high likely hood of getting you beat though. *s*


LOL I can imagine it might, although some men like it.

Cin




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 4:14:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamscape

A few grammer lessons would not be bad either.  Hey, maybe you could go wild and get a dictionary as well.



Jumping in with a smart-ass comment on your first post...Most people start with a whine about how they get too much, or not enough, mail!! Gotta like your style! [:D]

Welcome to the boards, dreamscape!

Cin




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 4:20:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Invictus754

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!


You are right...**flipping to page 191 of A Good Dom's Manual**
 
...yup, right here!  "A good Dom never asks, you just MAKE her swallow. "
 
Hey...where did you get a copy of  A Good Dom's Manual?  I thought only we got them?


I have friends...LOL

Cin <~ who has actually read that page...




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 4:25:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

I have to admit, my opinion of surrender2u has changed a bit since his first post.  He does have a sense of humor, and is a friend of MistressImp.


If you consider going for the tired old "fat ass" insult a sense of humour, then I'm afraid I can't agree with you here. Takes more than a high-school comeback to impress me.

Cin




gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 4:43:20 PM)

I've had it.

Fuck work.

I go, come home, and miss all the fun!  Shallow new guy gets taken down by funny, fat new girl (Sorry), shallow new guy's gonna get beaten, cin's swallowed (I'm assuming), akisha had a sadistic idea, the result of which I'd like to watch, and Celeste goes on a C word rant.

Never leaving this computer again. 




I have no rent money.  Anyone have a couch I can crash on?

Yours,


benji




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 4:49:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
cin's swallowed (I'm assuming),

I have no rent money.  Anyone have a couch I can crash on?

Yours,

benji


Apparently so, since I'm talking. I believe I was made to by some Dom Handbook section: something, subsection: something.

Hon, you're such an adorable puppy; if you lived near me, I'd offer the couch. You'd have to promise not to pee on the furniture, though.

Cin




gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 5:00:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

You'd have to promise not to pee on the furniture, though.



Why is everyone so insistent on the no peeing on sofas??????????  It's not that I'm not housebroken, I just love that look on people's faces faces when they don't see the puddle, and sit down....

It's great.  This slow change from a smile to confusion, then in an instant to horror.  So funny I wet myself - on the next sofa.

Yours,


benji




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 5:05:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

You'd have to promise not to pee on the furniture, though.



Why is everyone so insistent on the no peeing on sofas??????????  It's not that I'm not housebroken, I just love that look on people's faces faces when they don't see the puddle, and sit down....

It's great.  This slow change from a smile to confusion, then in an instant to horror.  So funny I wet myself - on the next sofa.

Yours,


benji


Bad dog!! No biscuit.

Cin




truesub4u -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 5:55:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Invictus754

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!


You are right...**flipping to page 191 of A Good Dom's Manual**
 
...yup, right here!  "A good Dom never asks, you just MAKE her swallow. "
 
Hey...where did you get a copy of  A Good Dom's Manual?  I thought only we got them?


Should be a damn good sight to see you jumping as she pukes all over you... because you didn't find out at first... [:D][:D]




Tenire -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:29:16 PM)

yet another reason for the Head-Grab-THRUST




Invictus754 -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:38:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: truesub4u
Should be a damn good sight to see you jumping as she pukes all over you... because you didn't find out at first... [:D][:D]


Wouldn't be the first time I've made a sub masticate her own regurgitation, sweet pea.  Once she has had that pleasure, she learns to control her gag reflex - and maybe learns that her dislike for some bodily fluids is all in her mind.
 
A mind is a terrible thing to waste - on a slave.




Tenire -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:40:43 PM)

LOL....I like the way you think Invictus....




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:42:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I have no rent money.  Anyone have a couch I can crash on?

Yours,


benji


I have various pieces of furniture that could be suitable to sleep on... But I don't let animals up on them....I do have a collapsable cage in the Mistress Bedroom though...





SparklyAltoGirl -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:49:27 PM)

Annnnyway, back on topic.

Don't message me to tell me I'm fat. I know already! It's hard to miss in the mirror each morning!

Don't message me to insult my Dom. Thats gonna get you a short, nasty email back and a place on my "blocked" list.





gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:51:15 PM)

Ms Imp,

Collapsable cage, eh?????  I like the sound of that! 

(Middle of the night, cage collapses, puppy gets naughty bits caught in something, screams, no sleep for you!!!!  And fun for puppy....)

Yours,


benji




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:53:43 PM)

<makes note.... duct tape puppy's muzzle shut before turning in>





gooddogbenji -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 6:54:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SparklyAltoGirl

Don't message me to insult my Dom. Thats gonna get you a short, nasty email back and a place on my "blocked" list.



But if Doms don't insult your Dom, you'll never understand how horrible is and how much better you'd be off with them!  Give these poor, innocent Doms a chance!  All they want is to own a colony of slaves to lock in cages 24/7, letting them out once a week for sex and abuse.  And pussy pics.  Lots of them.  So go easy on them!

Yours,


benji




MistressImp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 7:00:47 PM)

Yes ...... back to topic...... Doms Don't Message Female Dominants PERIOD!!!...you have less odds then a snowballs chance in hell your going to get anywhere other than her block list.




Reasonable -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (4/28/2006 7:05:27 PM)

Unless you can offer toys and  spike heels-the ones you can't get anywhere else.[;)]

Has an evil mind,and knows that everyone has a chink in the armor...somewhere)[8D]




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