sirsholly -> RE: Presents! (11/16/2010 3:15:44 AM)
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i want one of those thingies that start the car from inside the house. It really sucks when i have to bundle up and trudge my ass out to start the bloomin' car. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/snoshovelf.gif[/image]then slide my way back in so i can dress/bundle up the LoudOne in his 35 pounds of winter finery, only to hear "Mommmmmy....i haveta PEEEEEEEE!!!" when i finally get all ten stubby fingers in his gloves. So...i stand there, holding his gloves and cussing myself for not buying mittens for his silly butt. As i stand there, i begin to melt and puddles form. But i will not...WILL NOT, DAMNIT...take off my boots, coat, etc just to put them right back on. So...finally, his bladder is empty and i redress his ass. Coat, scarf, boots, hat, and those silly gloves. He is ready. Sadly, he can't move, but damnit, he is ready. Annnnd off we go...or we would, 'cept now *I* have to pee. So off comes the boots, coat, etc. (shuddup). So...finally my bladder is empty and i redress my ass. Coat, scarf, no hat cause it messes up my hair, and my silly gloves. I give the kid a massive push to get him moving (he looks like the Michelin Man) and off we go. When we return home we undress in the mudroom prior to entering the kitchen, leaving the snow covered items to melt/defrost without making a mess. Once entering the kitchen, i step in the hours-old puddle, slip and hurt myself. This greatly amuses the Michelin Man. Mommy >>> [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/imoksmiley.gif[/image] Michelin Man>>> [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/laugh3.gif[/image] One of those car starter thingies would prevent injury.
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