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A hint for Doms, Dommes, Switches and Subs - 4/28/2006 2:26:06 AM

MsMacComb

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Fill out a profile on numerous forums.
Take photos and submit them with your profile.
Wait while mods review your profile and photos.
Check e-mail 87 times a day hoping for replies/IMs to your profile.
Resubmit new photos as first ones were rejected.
Redo profile after reading rants and raves from experts on how to properly do profiles.
Retake and submit more photos as rejection called again.
Research others profiles, notice the pros and cons, and revise your profile.
Check e-mail 32 times a day somewhat hoping for replies.
Bang head on keyboard as photos were rejected again.
Answer basic and ignorant IMs regarding you, realizing that no one read your profile.
Get drunk off your ass to change your daily grind and to stop wallowing in self pity.
Check e-mail for messages you sent yourself out of boredom while drunk and to see if its working correctly.
Wake up, curse the Gods for creating your head which now has a hangover from hell.
Check e-mail once and find no replies or IMs but a message from your boss saying your fired for not showing up.
Extract finger from butt, stop screwing around with camera and try to take some photos that will be accepted.
Check e-mail hoping for replies, not from forums, but from companies which you sent resumes to.
Drive to local pro-photographer and have "Glamour Shots" taken, come home and submit them to profile.
Start a blog detailing your (now) 5 month efforts at finding a mate, your (now) 2 month efforts finding a job.
Reject your very own photo submissions on your very own blog, just because thats what you're used to.
Freak the fuck out when you see you have an IM, consider suicide when you realize its from Nigeria.
Check e-mail once a month for messages from forums.
Consider celibacy for life (not like you really have a choice at this point) or becoming a priest, nun etc.
Now here is the real important one (pay attention boys and girls) this is serious,,,,,,
turn OFF your computer and go outside in the real world where you will find its full of real life people, who live in your area,
who share your interests or are amenable to them provided you reciprocate with theirs. Wonder once again at the sights, the sounds and the smells. Watch a butterfly, look at the clouds, see a movie, get a spanking, or reread "Oh The Places You'll Go" by Dr Seuss. Talk to a member of the opposite sex (or same if thats your inclination) and ask them about themselves face to face, eye to eye and in person. Don't sit next to them and Text Message back and forth. Don't sit beside them and chat via laptops and quiz each other about their "profiles".
I know its scary. Its like a junior high school dance were the boys are on one side and the girls on the other. The boys talking about what studs they are and how many chicks they banged last night and the girls talking about their high standards and giggling. The Internet can be a wonderful place but do keep in mind that for millions of years people got together, dated, hooked up, had booty calls, slapped off together, some even married and all with OUT a properly filled out profile.
Lastly, if you do get lucky (and you will) save a copy of your wedding photo and submit it to the forums, for your now useless and pointless profile. Good luck and God Speed.

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< Message edited by MsMacComb -- 4/28/2006 2:34:53 AM >

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RE: A hint for Doms, Dommes, Switches and Subs - 4/28/2006 2:33:41 AM

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Great piece. I go out, I date. I just don't find it humorous when they look at you in shock and say, "You want me to do WHAT????" LOL

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RE: A hint for Doms, Dommes, Switches and Subs - 4/28/2006 3:08:09 AM

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That's great. n.n

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RE: A hint for Doms, Dommes, Switches and Subs - 4/28/2006 5:04:32 AM

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To be honest I seem to get more kink dating in the vanilla world then I get from these sites.

But I seem to find more fun people to talk too on these sites.

Then again I started playing in this lifestyle way before the internet, so maybe I don't quite have the hang of the internet thing yet.

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RE: A hint for Doms, Dommes, Switches and Subs - 4/28/2006 8:32:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterC46910

To be honest I seem to get more kink dating in the vanilla world then I get from these sites.

But I seem to find more fun people to talk too on these sites.

Then again I started playing in this lifestyle way before the internet, so maybe I don't quite have the hang of the internet thing yet.

My experiences have been similar. I think as yet the internet is a poor dating resource, but a good one for finding penpals to have discussions with. I also believe that for kinky dating to become a viable online option there would have to be a site specifically dedicated to that, with careful screening of its membership and so far as I am aware, none exists.

I don't think anyone, except perhaps the trolls, has the hang of this internet thing yet.

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RE: A hint for Doms, Dommes, Switches and Subs - 4/28/2006 12:52:17 PM

MsMacComb

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterC46910
To be honest I seem to get more kink dating in the vanilla world then I get from these sites.
But I seem to find more fun people to talk too on these sites.

I agree and thats somewhat confusing to me. I find open minded kinky people nearly everywhere. A lady that lives a couple doors down that I met at the mail box ended up being a major spanking fetishist. I mean its not only in your city or town, its right next door, lol.

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RE: A hint for Doms, Dommes, Switches and Subs - 4/28/2006 12:56:19 PM

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I've found a lot of friendly people on this site. But I agree, you need to be in the real world too.

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