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Nut crackers - 11/17/2010 8:49:46 PM   
Trampleman125


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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 6:54:46 AM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 7:15:53 AM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 7:53:32 AM   
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Squash your balls, ok, let me start domming you now, right now - where the fuck are my panty hosed feet, I can't find them!!!! Dammit. Ooops I can't, my feet aren't sexy enough. Sorrrrrrry

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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 7:57:08 AM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 8:12:08 AM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 8:16:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: windchymes

When I wear slinky heels I get this overwhelming urge to start boinging down the stairs.

true story - at one of the first bdsm events I attended when I moved here a couple of years ago I wore a pair of killer cfm heels and unbeknownst to me the building had really steep stairs so guess who tumbled down them and landed at the feet of one of her dom friends (he said I made a nice entrance)


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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 8:18:29 AM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 8:19:50 AM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 8:21:23 AM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 2:56:34 PM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 3:30:49 PM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 5:08:01 PM   
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I like dealing with short dudes usually because they get smothered in bosom galore...  

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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 9:09:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I never wear high heels...throws my sense of gravity off.

I like dealing with short dudes usually because they get smothered in bosom galore...  



*Perks*

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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 9:25:20 PM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/18/2010 10:46:03 PM   
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RE: Nut crackers - 11/19/2010 7:56:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll only wear high heels if I'm to be dropped off at the door, get to sit down all night then escorted back to the car that is off course at the entrance again.  As to pantyhose?  Hate the damn things, they always get twisted or the crotch rides down.  So, nope, sorry, out of luck at this end too. 

Although I do love me a good pair of well worn comfy cowboy boots.  With my long black duster, and my "don't fuck with me look".  And here I am a submissive, so you're double SOL. 

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RE: Nut crackers - 11/20/2010 4:30:21 AM   
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