knees2you
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A man is in a bar and his neighbor walks in
and says farmer john Your drinking!
I haven't seen You drink for about 20 years.
That's right the drunk Farmer says.
What happened replied the neighbor? Well Farmer John says,
I got up to milk the cow, and low an behold Bessie took her
right leg and knocked the milk jug over. Where You angry the neighbor
asks? No he says I just found a piece of rope and tied her leg up.
So You solved the problem the neighbor says??
Well I thought so, but there are somethings in this world You just can't
explain!
I went to fill the jug up again, and low and behold Bessie did the samething again.
The neighbor says now You had to be mad?
No says the Farmer. I just found another piece of rope on the ground
and tied her left leg up and proceeded to milk her again.
Now You had it under control right?
I thought so, but again there are somethings that You just can't explain?
I watched as Bessie tightned up her tail and knocked up the jug a third time.
Now You must have been pissed.
No the farmer says, but I couldn't find a piece rope, then realized
that I had on my big jeans and took my belt off.
"Just about then my pants fell down and my wife came in.
There are somethings in this world that You can't explain!!!!"
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