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Pregnant Turkey - 11/18/2010 5:51:31 PM

KenDckey

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Pregnant Turkey *This is priceless - would love to do this.* One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep......SHE'S BLONDE!

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RE: Pregnant Turkey - 11/18/2010 11:32:38 PM

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Birth control !!

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RE: Pregnant Turkey - 11/19/2010 4:19:35 PM

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ROFL!!!

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RE: Pregnant Turkey - 11/22/2010 8:34:12 PM

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OMFG!

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RE: Pregnant Turkey - 11/22/2010 8:44:19 PM

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LMFAO that is sooo wrong... and yet, sounds like something my family would do

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RE: Pregnant Turkey - 4/16/2011 4:55:18 AM

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my brother knows im a complete animal freak
he told me a story about going to dinner and having pork leg..
when he looked out the window he saw a baby piglet with a wooden leg hobbling around the paddock And that obviously this
the family were chopping it up one leg at a time !!

Ive beena vegetarian all my life so as you can imagine i was absolutely horrified and heart broken poor dear little baby pig

of course the only leg affected was mine as he was pulling it !! grrrrrrrrr

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RE: Pregnant Turkey - 4/16/2011 7:38:34 AM

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turducken!!!!

What could I say...I used to live in New Orleans!

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