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Natural Harvest,,, just in time for the holiday cook! - 11/18/2010 9:32:32 PM

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Usually tosh.o makes me laugh... this made me cringe.

Natural Harvest

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

Its an actual book. So, lets here it. Who just added this little gem to their holiday shopping list!

(i didnt)

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RE: Natural Harvest,,, just in time for the holiday cook! - 11/18/2010 10:31:53 PM

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Well being a male I have different dietary needs of course. I want the juice from the "squirters". I think it would help with my cheese sauce, water seems to separate and milk does not reduce the viscosity. Making a roo(sp) just dilutes it. That juice from squirters has been psychologically analysed by a lavatory and they said it ain't piss. In non- laymen terms that means,,,,,, it is not piss.

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RE: Natural Harvest,,, just in time for the holiday cook! - 11/18/2010 10:41:24 PM

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So when does anyone think that this will show up as the "secret ingredient" on Iron Chef America?

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RE: Natural Harvest,,, just in time for the holiday cook! - 11/18/2010 10:42:56 PM

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McDonald's special sauce.

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RE: Natural Harvest,,, just in time for the holiday cook! - 11/18/2010 10:50:31 PM

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Hides this link from a certain someone with a devious mind

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RE: Natural Harvest,,, just in time for the holiday cook! - 11/19/2010 6:18:35 AM

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"And the secret ingredient today... cock juice!"

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RE: Natural Harvest,,, just in time for the holiday cook! - 11/19/2010 6:24:51 AM

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Hooo hooo, Hooo, hoooo, the most troubling gift-now purchased

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