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Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/19/2010 7:52:15 PM

DarkSteven

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1. Beekeeper sets trap, gets blasted by it, makes up feeble lie and tells his girlfriend to shut up when she veers from the story: http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_16659514

2. Three soldiers break into a mmj dispensary and trigger the security. They then claim that they were performing a public service by attempting to destroy the pot. Illegally. Without permission. http://www.denverpost.com/news/marijuana/ci_16653822

3. Scott McInniss, whose candidacy imploded due to a plagiarism scandal, resulting in him losing the GOP primary to someone who barely carried 10% of the vote statewide and may have dragged down Ken Buck's senatorial bid, now says that he wants to return to politics. http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_16643842

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/19/2010 7:56:35 PM

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1. Beekeeper sets trap, gets blasted by it, makes up feeble lie and tells his girlfriend to shut up when she veers from the story: http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_16659514

Ummm. . . what kind of an idiot tries to shoot a bear with a shotgun?

Maybe if it was loaded with slugs.

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/19/2010 8:45:22 PM

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Is Colorado trying to surpass Florida for weird, strange, dumb, and bizarre news stories?

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/19/2010 9:11:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

1. Beekeeper sets trap, gets blasted by it, makes up feeble lie and tells his girlfriend to shut up when she veers from the story: http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_16659514

Ummm. . . what kind of an idiot tries to shoot a bear with a shotgun?

Maybe if it was loaded with slugs.

Probably just trying to piss the bear off so it wont return.

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/19/2010 9:28:01 PM

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Damn Steven, the people in that state could come down South here and give the rednecks "Bubba" lessons!

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/20/2010 5:54:18 AM

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1. Beekeeper sets trap, gets blasted by it, makes up feeble lie and tells his girlfriend to shut up when she veers from the story: http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_16659514

Ummm. . . what kind of an idiot tries to shoot a bear with a shotgun?

Maybe if it was loaded with slugs.

Actually when I was being harassed by a bear in my garbage, it was recommended I get a shotgun. Apparently you can't kill it without a permit during bear season, but you can make it sufficiently uncomfortable to drive it off.

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/20/2010 7:10:17 AM

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I dunno, some bears have no sense of humor. From what I've heard you better kill it if you're going to, injured bears are dangerous.

About #2, I would like to volunteer to help our brave soldiers. I will selflessly tend to the destrustion of the pot. I will burn every leaf and flower, using my own lungs as a catalytic convertor sort of to reduce air pollution. Then I will bury those evil seeds in the ground somewhere.

Sorry, not doing #3. Politics is so wierd now to say so is like saying water is wet.

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/20/2010 11:18:58 AM

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Actually when I was being harassed by a bear in my garbage, it was recommended I get a shotgun. Apparently you can't kill it without a permit during bear season, but you can make it sufficiently uncomfortable to drive it off.

That is crazy.

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RE: Latest Colorado foolishness - 11/20/2010 2:10:28 PM

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DS Colorado still cant surpass Florida for weirdness.

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