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gungadin09 -> A Thanksgiving Story (11/21/2010 2:42:33 AM)
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Once upon a time a farmer was eating breakfast with his wife. His wife put the food they did not eat in a bucket. The farmer was supposed to give the bucket of scraps to the pig. Then the wife got a note saying Thankgiving in one week. The wife came running out of the house screaming, Herby. Herby was the husband. The wife said- Herby, we need a turkey! So Herby went into the woods to find a turkey.
But one problem, the turkey was not fat enough to feed the whole entire family. So, Herby took the turkey home. Herby's wife saw the turkey. She said- Herby, you need to find a way to make that turkey even more fat. So then the farmer got out the air pump. He filled the turkey up with air. 5 minutes later, the turkey was filled up with air. So the farmer took the air filled turkey to the house.
The wife looked at the turkey once more, and still the turkey was not fat. Every time the turkey tried to breathe some of the air came out. The farmer took the turkey and went out into the barn. The turkey was so hungry he ate the cow's nose, and he was fat again. But the turkey had to digest the cow's nose.
So the wife called out again and yelled, Herby take out the pig slop. So Herby put the slop in the barn and the turkey ate it and was fat. So the pig was not hungry anyway, so the turkey was fat by Thanksgiving and that's how the turkey got fat.
The End
Oh, and the cow still didn't have his nose back.
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