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VvShadowspawnvV -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/28/2006 5:49:03 PM)
hi Lashra =) One reason i love Ren-Faires so much is because it's one place i can be leashed withOUT feeling like we're thrusting ourselves onto others... i mean, there are gargoyles, and dragons, and fairies, people in costumes from LOTR... not much reality... Of course, Master isn't big on public spitting. becca

ExistentialSteel -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 2:24:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin "Wait a minute...You mean to tell me that you people do this shit to each other FOR REAL? ...You people are SICK!!!". You mean this message board is about doing real things? I'm flabbergasted.

Wulfchyld -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 2:39:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin A man came in to one of our local munches and sat down at the table. Introductions were made all around. Some lighthearted conversation. As some lifestyle things began to be discussed the new gentleman stated that he liked to make his subs stop breathing. A few odd glances were exchanged so he asked the other Dominants if they didn't also enjoy doing that. One Dominant said "Well, no...I've always liked my subs to BE breathing". Another Dominant asked him to clarify exactly how he accomplished this. He stated, "It's simple...you just type it in..."Don't Breathe". This led to more odd glances and a quick change of subject. Another twenty minutes or so of lifestyle talk went on when suddenly this gentleman stood up and said loudy, "Wait a minute...You mean to tell me that you people do this shit to each other FOR REAL? ...You people are SICK!!!". He turned and abruptly left the restaurant as we all sat there with mouths agape. Okay girl, you have un-Domly tears of laughter streaming down my cheeks! Laughing uncontrollably Loki You do realize that when twice gets on her bike to race I will be compelled to say; “Wait a minute...You mean to tell me that you people do this shit to each other FOR REAL? ...You people are SICK!!!".

mistoferin -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 4:22:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Okay girl, you have un-Domly tears of laughter streaming down my cheeks! Laughing uncontrollably Loki You do realize that when twice gets on her bike to race I will be compelled to say; “Wait a minute...You mean to tell me that you people do this shit to each other FOR REAL? ...You people are SICK!!!". lol....I can see it spreading now....

ScooterTrash -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 4:51:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Reasonable So many weighty threads,I feel we really need to lighten things up a bit. I'll invite the populace to share some of the funnier things they have encountered with people who seemed to have the greatest of difficulty in seperating reality from fantasy.........(with the provisivion that I have been as guilty of it in the past as anyone,no you really CAN'T keep someone caged all the time.[:D]) And please,no names or particular insult to the parties involved-I'd hate to see it go down in flames. No way I can beat erin's story and I heard that one from her personally while she was sitting at our kitchen table...I had a similar reaction but if there's no computer screen in the way, trust me, the coffee projects further..lol. BUT..we were at a munch in Indy once and although I rarely judge what someone does, this one had to be a little odd. This old timer with obviously a few miles behind him was sitting there and started talking to us on how he liked to entertain himself. Apparently he had discovered an item sold at the farm supply stores that is used to castrate hogs. From what he described it was some sort of device that you slide over the hog's nuts and then you trigger it..it snaps an "O" ring tighly around the nuts cutting of the circulation and I guess they just simply drop off in a few days. OK, "so what" I wondered. Well of course he continued on to tell us of how he bought one of these and liked to use it on himself, guess it felt, er, uh, different. Like I said, I don't generally judge, but somehow something being used, that if you happened to fall asleep might make you waking up with missing parts....was a little more than I needed to know...lol. Don't know if he was for real or not, but I seem to get the jitters anytime I get around farm supplies anymore.

mistoferin -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 4:56:53 AM)
Oh my....obviously I don't have THOSE kind of parts but....having seen these rubber band thingies used for their intended purpose....all I can say is OUCH....and WHY???

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 5:41:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Reasonable So many weighty threads,I feel we really need to lighten things up a bit. I'll invite the populace to share some of the funnier things they have encountered with people who seemed to have the greatest of difficulty in seperating reality from fantasy.........(with the provisivion that I have been as guilty of it in the past as anyone,no you really CAN'T keep someone caged all the time.[:D]) And please,no names or particular insult to the parties involved-I'd hate to see it go down in flames. My personal favorite happened when I was a LOT younger. We were playing with a bull whip one night and the guy using it could slice a paper bag... well, there was a girl that that swore she was a serious pain slut and spent most of the night telling everyone that the whip was nothing... Finally she was asked to put her back where her mouth was... One lash and she was done... she jumped and yelled "OUCH, THAT F**KING HURT!!!".

TeeGO -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 5:56:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin A man came in to one of our local munches and sat down at the table. Introductions were made all around. Some lighthearted conversation. As some lifestyle things began to be discussed the new gentleman stated that he liked to make his subs stop breathing. A few odd glances were exchanged so he asked the other Dominants if they didn't also enjoy doing that. One Dominant said "Well, no...I've always liked my subs to BE breathing". Another Dominant asked him to clarify exactly how he accomplished this. He stated, "It's simple...you just type it in..."Don't Breathe". This led to more odd glances and a quick change of subject. Another twenty minutes or so of lifestyle talk went on when suddenly this gentleman stood up and said loudy, "Wait a minute...You mean to tell me that you people do this shit to each other FOR REAL? ...You people are SICK!!!". He turned and abruptly left the restaurant as we all sat there with mouths agape. Last month at a slosh in Chicago, a FemDom told this story, but slightly different. If I remember correctly she had not been there but was relating something she was told. The odds of this happening twice are slim, so I'm guessing your story is already making the rounds. Priceless.

LaTigresse -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 5:59:38 AM)
Scooter, ya wanna go with me to Orschelns when I have to buy horse feed and fence repair supplies later today???hmmmmmmmm??? ( I must say that I have always looked at the electric pig/cow zappers with interest....... and of course for those insistant "I'm horny"...usually spelled horney......trolls when I find the occasion to visit an "all female" chat room on another site, a polling knife. I can remove those horns for ya!! Knowing the horny ones are usually NOT female just pretending to be to get a sad cyber thrill ) ohhh........for those that are not from a farming background.....a polling knife is a wicked sharp instrument of torture that farmers use to remove the horn and root from young calves. A practice, I personally find sick and wrong.

mistoferin -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 6:06:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TeeGO Last month at a slosh in Chicago, a FemDom told this story, but slightly different. If I remember correctly she had not been there but was relating something she was told. The odds of this happening twice are slim, so I'm guessing your story is already making the rounds. Priceless. It doesn't surprise me as frequently the lines between Chicago and Michigan get crossed. I'm really bad at dating things but to take the closest guess I can, the munch this actually happened at was about three years ago. I've never seen this "Dominant" again but someone at the munch knew his internet persona, and from what I understand he is still online practicing "online hypnotic submission". so my guess is that he still has no real grasp on "reality".

JohnWarren -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 6:09:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TeeGO quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin A man came in to one of our local munches and sat down at the table. Introductions were made all around. Some lighthearted conversation. As some lifestyle things began to be discussed the new gentleman stated that he liked to make his subs stop breathing. A few odd glances were exchanged so he asked the other Dominants if they didn't also enjoy doing that. One Dominant said "Well, no...I've always liked my subs to BE breathing". Another Dominant asked him to clarify exactly how he accomplished this. He stated, "It's simple...you just type it in..."Don't Breathe". This led to more odd glances and a quick change of subject. Another twenty minutes or so of lifestyle talk went on when suddenly this gentleman stood up and said loudy, "Wait a minute...You mean to tell me that you people do this shit to each other FOR REAL? ...You people are SICK!!!". He turned and abruptly left the restaurant as we all sat there with mouths agape. Last month at a slosh in Chicago, a FemDom told this story, but slightly different. If I remember correctly she had not been there but was relating something she was told. The odds of this happening twice are slim, so I'm guessing your story is already making the rounds. Priceless. I wouldn't be surprised it happened twice. The thing with fantasy players is that many don't really believe that the fantasy can be lived. I recall a time at Manray, a local dance/fetish/goth place near Boston, where a kid with dark eye makeup and white face powder sidled up to me, said with a Germanic accent "I like to drink blood" and then eyed me clearly wanting to see if he had freaked out the old guy. When I replied "I used to do blood drinking but now that I have a greater appreciation of the infection risks I don't do it any more," he turned a bit green under the white powder, gagged a bit and vanished.

mistoferin -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 6:16:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel My personal favorite happened when I was a LOT younger. We were playing with a bull whip one night and the guy using it could slice a paper bag... well, there was a girl that that swore she was a serious pain slut and spent most of the night telling everyone that the whip was nothing... Finally she was asked to put her back where her mouth was... One lash and she was done... she jumped and yelled "OUCH, THAT F**KING HURT!!!". Lol....this story reminds me of a rabbit fur flogging scene that happened between two players who had been bragging up how intensely they played. Yes....I did say rabbit fur flogger. The Dom gave it all he had for at least a half an hour and was utterly spent at the end of the scene (most likely from the wind resistance created by all of that fur flying). The sub on the cross made a grand showing of owwws, ahhhhs and screams and had to be helped from the cross at the end because her knees just would not hold her up.

LaTigresse -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 6:26:58 AM)
DAMMIT!!! when will I learn?????? mopping up coffee from the abrupt eruption of snort laughing............... I had a vision of much sneezing from all the bits of rabbit fur wafting about.

WyrdRich -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 8:07:37 AM)
We LOVE the bunny stuff. I've tested the bunnyflogger (I think that's the name of their website too) and the crop is a preferred toy in the box. Fur on one side and stiff leather on the other. And that soft, fuzzy flogger hits like a truck with a nice sting from the stitching at the ends. I can't beat the story this thread started with but I'm probably going to steal it.

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 8:19:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin The sub on the cross made a grand showing of owwws, ahhhhs and screams and had to be helped from the cross at the end because her knees just would not hold her up. perk Someone say bunny? :) Well I'm sure a bunny flogger could be intense if you added some barbs to the ends or something... I met a girl once who said she'd never met a flogger she didn't like. I told her she just hadn't been with someone who really wanted to hurt her yet. She got confused and asked why someone would want to hurt when it could be enjoyed. I was nice enough to give a brief overview, but it was obvious it wasn't sinking in so I let it go and we went our separate ways.

Reasonable -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 8:37:19 AM)
Now I'm remined of a scene in seattle a long time ago-after dealing out a rather lengthy flogging to his sub,a dom was running a rabbit fur over her as an aftercare "ccol down" And she pipes up with "Master, PLEASE don't beat me with the rabbit!!!!!!" Everyone in the chamber burst out laughing....And the dm replied with "Now now,there will be none of that here,this is a place of pain,and suffering...!!!!" [;)]

TexasMaam -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 9:51:24 AM)
cloudboy, your post was hilarious! I think she'd surely have had the good sense to wash them, fluff them in downy for you and put little teensy drops of rare perfume on them for you.... because that would have been more in line with your fantasy, hunh? <still chuckling TexasMaam

ScooterTrash -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 12:16:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Scooter, ya wanna go with me to Orschelns when I have to buy horse feed and fence repair supplies later today???hmmmmmmmm??? ( I must say that I have always looked at the electric pig/cow zappers with interest....... and of course for those insistant "I'm horny"...usually spelled horney......trolls when I find the occasion to visit an "all female" chat room on another site, a polling knife. Er, uh....no, that's OK. Not that I wouldn't trust you LaTigresse, but most of the Dominas I know do seem to like that element of surprise. In a "pervertable" store, I don't know that would be a good thing...ha ha.

IronBear -> RE: Reality vs fantasy (4/29/2006 12:25:12 PM)
At 5.30 am I've just woken the whole household up with roaring with laughter...... That sweet is priceless.........

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