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derikvanheerden -> help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 10:23:20 AM)

help me satisfy the one i love



JstAnotherSub -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 10:29:29 AM)

start by asking the one you love, not a bunch of strangers on the internet...or, if it is a dude you love, a bj always works, especially if followed by a great roast beef sandwich and cold beer!



DarkSteven -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 11:11:48 AM)

Um, do what he or she says.



anniezz338 -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 11:41:34 AM)

First thread I read.....LOL at the responses so far.

To the OP, that would be something only you and the one you love would know.



ResidentSadist -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 12:55:31 PM)

OK . . . I'll help. Send them over to my house for a week or two and I'll send them back satisfied.

Seriously, you are gonna' have to give us some details. We can't read minds.



DarkSteven -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 1:09:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Seriously, you are gonna' have to give us some details. We can't read minds.


Or empty profiles either for that matter.



myotherself -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 1:18:34 PM)

I loved my goldfish.

I found that extra fish food worked.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 1:40:44 PM)

Leave the one you love, so that they can find someone with the testicular fortitude to say "Hey baby, what do you like?"  or "Do you wanna try this?  Does it work for you?".



sunshinemiss -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 1:51:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I loved my goldfish.

I found that extra fish food worked.


Doesn't that actually kill goldfish?

To the OP:
That is posssibly the most open ended request I've seen.  It's like saying, Tell me what to do to be happy... no that's actually been researched.  Oh... yeah, I could do that....

I'm interpreting satisfy to mean be happy.

Here is what scientists have found that happy people do:

Be kind to other people.
Take care of your body.
Say thank you to people who help you.
Notice good things as they happen.
Forgive people who hurt you.
Deal with your stress.
Remember good things in your life.

There's one more, but I can't seem to rmember it.  I guess it won't completely satisfy, but it's close!

best,
sunshine



myotherself -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 1:57:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I loved my goldfish.

I found that extra fish food worked.


Doesn't that actually kill goldfish?



hmmmm...it would explain why he lost a lot of weight quickly.

And turned green.



anniezz338 -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 2:02:13 PM)

Go do her yard work and wash the vehicles....I would turn handsprings for that.

Another happy people trait: They create selfulfilling phrophecies with positive expectations.



Zevar -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 3:20:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: derikvanheerden

help me satisfy the one i love



Cryptic code lines draw the type of attention that might otherwise be unwanted, aye!



leadership527 -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 3:23:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: derikvanheerden
help me satisfy the one i love
You can't. Haven't you heard. You can only hurt the one you love.



DarkSteven -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 8:26:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

quote:

ORIGINAL: derikvanheerden
help me satisfy the one i love
You can't. Haven't you heard. You can only hurt the one you love.



And sometimes that satisfies them... Just sayin'.



gungadin09 -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 9:03:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: derikvanheerden

help me satisfy the one i love


Maybe you can satisfy better by not asking vague, unanswerable questions?

pam

***************
Father, Father, up above
Should i kiss the girl i love?

Sinner, sinner down below
pucker up and let 'er go
***************



Awareness -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 9:44:11 PM)

  No.  Don't want to.



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 10:02:10 PM)




As others have stated, seriously, ask your partner. Not a bunch of people on message boards. We can't pretend to be psychic and tell you what your partner wants and needs in order to be satisfied and happy.

Communication is an amazing thing, try it.



sunshinemiss -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 10:07:25 PM)

I found the last one - Take time for your friends and family.

Wonder what Freud would say about me forgetting that one!  HAH!



gungadin09 -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 10:10:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Awareness

  No.  Don't want to.


Yeah. Me neither, really. i'll be back after i figure out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

pam



Awareness -> RE: help me satisfy the one i love (11/21/2010 10:15:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09


quote:

ORIGINAL: Awareness

No.  Don't want to.


Yeah. Me neither, really. i'll be back after i figure out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

pam
I wouldn't worry.  It's probably a metaphor for sex.  Bloody monks.



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