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Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/24/2010 10:34:38 AM

AlwaysLisa

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Good Morning!

I normally don't come to this section, since I am about as far from a Domme as one can get...but...I had to post this.

Being a Broadway nut, I have a fairly healthy collection of different musicals..this one has been "revived" a few times and I think Carol Burnett did it the most justice. If your a Domme, I'm pretty sure you will get the message of this number :)
I wonder if Sondheim....nah, probably just a happy accident!

Enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xJ8uWsINW4&NR=1

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/24/2010 10:38:59 AM

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Lisa, I loved it! Thank you for sharing.

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/24/2010 10:48:17 AM

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ROFL! I'll take one! That man is so cute, what a voice... he can whisper in my ear any day.

I love that... do you do laundry... I'll soften your fabric any day!

Hell, I might even take two, I have lots of fabric.

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/24/2010 11:50:42 AM

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That was very cute - and i want a maid like that - and i'm not even dominant!

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/24/2010 12:02:29 PM

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I just came up for air after a deep-history dive and ran into this. I suppose such an encounter gives new meaning to "A funny thing happened on the way to the forum"... in more ways than one!

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/24/2010 7:16:43 PM

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yes my Mistress enjoys having my cook and clean She likes me to do so in the buff as She likes how i look

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/25/2010 6:37:43 AM

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With an ass like that, who could complain? <wink>

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/25/2010 11:29:51 AM

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Love Sondheim: and thanks, never thought of a butler like that before:
[SENEX]
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a working boy,
Everybody ought to have a lurking boy
To putter around the house.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse.
Oh, oh, wouldn't he be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't he be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who you hire when you're short of help
To offer you the sort of help
You never get from a spouse:
Fluttering up the stairway,
Shuttering up the windows,
Cluttering up the bedroom,
Buttering up the Mistress,
Puttering all around the house!
Oh, oh, wouldn't he be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't he be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/25/2010 11:30:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LPslittleclip

yes my Mistress enjoys having my cook and clean She likes me to do so in the buff as She likes how i look

Some apron strings would "wrap the present" nicely, though...

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/26/2010 9:17:00 AM

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Loved it, thanks for sharing

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RE: Everybody ought to have a maid.... - 11/26/2010 10:38:57 AM

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Balki Bartokomous, was the name he played in a TV show in the 70's called "perfect strangers" about a greek boy coming to America. His name is "Bronson Pinchot"

i dream of the day to be houseboy once again, instead of palying around with no purpose.

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