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Airport Security, my true story - 11/29/2010 6:49:04 PM   
ladysubnv


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Status: offline 		I was taking a flight and arrived at the airport early because of heightened security measures. And of course, with all the bling I was sporting, coupled with the bustier I was wearing, set off the alarms. I was asked to step aside out of the line to an area behind a curtain where I was joined by two female airport personnel. One was being trained at how to properly 'wand' me and gave me instruction on how to properly place my feet upon the taped footprints on the floor. Legs spread and knowing of my pantiless status, I went beet red as I underwent this invasion, security wand being ran over the first the front of my body then the back and then up under my skirt by the trainee while the Senior Officer watched. After she was done, the Senior Officer calmly said, "Well done. Let's do it again, but this time, turn the thing on."
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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/29/2010 8:18:06 PM   
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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/29/2010 11:07:47 PM   
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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 4:22:09 AM   
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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 6:31:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		my question is.. KNOWING about the heightend security measures.. why were you all decked out
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with all the bling I was sporting, coupled with the bustier I was wearing,
?

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 8:09:53 AM   
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my question is.. KNOWING about the heightend security measures.. why were you all decked out
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with all the bling I was sporting, coupled with the bustier I was wearing,
?


What she said. Why the hell did you put yourself in the position of being sans underwear when you know there is a chance for being screened?

It's not their fault you failed to dress in accordance with the many, many, many, many published guidelines for flight attire.


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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 8:13:00 AM   
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Maybe the TSA needs to adopt that as their "golden rule"

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 8:22:10 AM   
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Maybe the TSA needs to adopt that as their "golden rule"


Maybe. I'm kinda wondering what sort of bustier she was wearing that set off alarms. I've walked through wearing 5+ pieces of body jewelry and an underwire bra without an issue (yes after 9/11) - at most they wanded me with all clothes on in right in front of the detector. No hassle at all. So I'm curious if it was a bodice/corset. But plastic boning wouldn't have set off the detector and I suspect they would want to remove a steel-boned one to check it more carefully.

Edited to add: Also - why did the bling set off the detector? The last time I went through, they had me throw all my easily removable jewelry in the a little tray to go through the machine.


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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 8:34:09 AM   
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Because... its never our fault.. its always the governments/security/someone elses fault.

Yeah, because we should all go out of our way to make things easier for those in government and business when they're trampling on people's privacy.

Maybe they should issue all passengers with orange jumpsuits, in advance, so things run more smoothly?

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 8:37:28 AM   
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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 3:24:05 PM   
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After she was done, the Senior Officer calmly said, "Well done. Let's do it again, but this time, turn the thing on."



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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 11/30/2010 10:34:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl
Because... its never our fault.. its always the governments/security/someone elses fault.

Yeah, because we should all go out of our way to make things easier for those in government and business when they're trampling on people's privacy.

Maybe they should issue all passengers with orange jumpsuits, in advance, so things run more smoothly?



Im sure its such a treat for the TSA workers too.

Look, it wasnt like the woman didnt know this was a possibility. I dont find the humor in whining about being wanded without panties when you knew the possibility was there all along and you set yoruself up.

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/1/2010 10:39:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Jesus people...the joke isn't in the lack of panties or the bustier or bling....the joke is in the last line...the bit about turning the wand on...sheeesh!

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/1/2010 12:46:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		The punchline doesn't strike me as funny because it seems that A) it's funny because the worker didn't turn it on because they enjoyed the show or B) the worker didn't turn it on cause they were dumb. Which I might find funny if the details of no panties, etc were left out. Since they are there, I can't stop myself from going "Why the hell did you even do that? This doesn't even make sense because I would suspect that once they saw you were naked under the skirt, the supervisor would make SURE that it was on. And if they didn't and it was just to see you naked longer, why are you telling the story here instead of filing for harassment or something?"

If they didn't see what was under the skirt... then I just don't get it... Eh... not my taste I suppose.


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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/1/2010 12:47:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Arpig
Jesus people...the joke isn't in the lack of panties or the bustier or bling....the joke is in the last line...the bit about turning the wand on...sheeesh!

Thank you, Thunderbird II.

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/1/2010 12:51:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

my question is.. KNOWING about the heightend security measures.. why were you all decked out
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with all the bling I was sporting, coupled with the bustier I was wearing,
?


I was wondering that too.

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/1/2010 1:06:41 PM   
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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/5/2010 9:15:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig
Jesus people...the joke isn't in the lack of panties or the bustier or bling....the joke is in the last line...the bit about turning the wand on...sheeesh!

Thank you, Thunderbird II.


Thank you for "Getting it". I was sporting (or not) all that stuff on orders and my embarassment was enjoyed immensely later by the One I served as I blushed yet again when reminiscing...


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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/5/2010 2:42:06 PM   
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Thank you for "Getting it". I was sporting (or not) all that stuff on orders and my embarassment was enjoyed immensely later by the One I served as I blushed yet again when reminiscing...


i laughed harder at this than i did at the op.

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RE: Airport Security, my true story - 12/6/2010 12:11:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Last year, when "pat-downs" were less invasive, (can you say euphemism?), I found the whole thing funny. My underwire bra seemed to set off every damn detector I went through. This time around, with more invasive touching, I'm wearing a wire-free sports bra. :D But I'm hoping not to get the "pat-down". I will refuse to be scanned. If I do get selected, I'm going to have it done where all can see. Hey, I figure the TSO has to be more reluctant to do it in public than in private, so I figure it will go quicker that way.

As for the OP's story, I can't help wonder why Supervisor Dumb Fuck didn't stop the trainee before the whole wanding was completed.

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