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CountrySong -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/2/2010 2:09:29 PM)

SorceressJ - a Dick picture
[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m21.gif[/image]Hum I wonder if they would let me post that Dick picture on my profile? I don't currently have a dick picture there and I feel so left out![&o]




DaddysInkedSlut -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/2/2010 2:13:47 PM)

Can I post a picture of my ex and call it my dick picture? Lol




VideoAdminSigma -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/2/2010 2:15:34 PM)

*sigh*

Will he be your primary dick?





SirPumpy -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:02:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

Seriously.
Why do you post pictures of your dick on Collar Me?

Did anyone Tell you/"order" you to?
...NO.
Is it cute? No.
Why the impulse to do it?




Mmmmyeahhhhh Nup.........

Probably for the same insane reason guys jack off on webcam, the thrill of the anonymous wank brings out the dirty little boy in some men.

Hell I love a dirty thrill but Ive never shown my cock on any electronic media.

Also, as a feature the cock tends to be awful in its naked state whereas a nice set of breasts large or small are usually enjoyed by all as are quiff's, quims, schmoo's or plain old Vagina's.

Boys will be boys n flop their blue veined junket guns out for a bit of air when they think they wont be caught.

SP




tazzygirl -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:04:48 AM)

Whoa... i dont think there is anything awful about a naked cock. Granted, i am a cock whore... but there ya go! There is NOTHING better than crawling up between the man's legs, sliding my fingers over that sweet flesh, purring as it hardens just before devouring....

yummmmmmmmmm

ok, im hungry now.




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:27:19 AM)

N/M.. I havent got the energy




SirPumpy -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:28:01 AM)

LMAO!

Ok, well I asked Lady J if she found cocks pleasing to the eye and she replied that they looked great nailed to a breadboard with a tasteful cheese arrangement.

Most women Ive asked over the years find them not so pretty, Mine of course is gorgeous as it still cums with the original packaging but you will have to take my word for it.

Oh and to slow the flow of bad taste gags..... a TASTEFULL cheese arrangement means all cheese bought retail.

:-P

Pumpy




SirPumpy -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:32:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

N/M.. I havent got the energy



I thought it was relevant GT (Yes I saw it!)

Coffee?




tazzygirl -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:35:28 AM)

Well pft on all of you.

I may tease Holly about her meatloaf, but i dont put anyone down for what makes them tick.

To me, a cock is beautiful.

Dont like what i said? Have the guts to leave whatever you posted up there.

Better yet, never fucking mind.




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:38:23 AM)

~SP~ 

decided it was too much gonna be Mod target.. and I have finally found that uneasy line..LOL




poise -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:40:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

How does one arrange one's bulge so that it looks nice? 
I mean, one can jiggle things around down there a bit, but essentially it all stays the same shape. 

It would be my pleasure to show you the many many many ways.....
if only you didn't live so far away......sigh [image]http://smilies-gifs.com/vergonzosos/13vergonzosos.gif[/image]




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:49:32 AM)

back off, Poise!!

*grins and giggles*




SirPumpy -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:58:03 AM)

Okie dokie!

I read your first post n couldn't see an issue, still on the roof I see!

Now about that CMO............................




SirPumpy -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 5:59:09 AM)

*Sniff* Nobody ever threatens to rearrange my package!




CreativeDominant -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 7:33:58 AM)

Now THERE's a cock....

[image]http://www.mcneel.com/users/jb/foghorn/foghorn.gif[/image]




DaddysInkedSlut -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 3:59:45 PM)

a
quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminSigma

*sigh*

Will he be your primary dick?





Perhaps, well yeah. I mean would that violate the TOS?




LadyRian -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/3/2010 4:06:22 PM)

I'd post a Jane picture, but I don't think my friend Jane would like that. 




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/4/2010 5:45:52 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DommeKeliDallas

My breasts are COVERED.

I was asking MEN...unless you have one, the point would be MOOT.
I don't see any reason to post a pic of my dick. My dick is not me, any more that your tits are you. (BTW, Kelli, smooshing your tits together won't make them any bigger. They might LOOK bigger, but, as someone who is interested in pussy, I could care less about tit pics. Show me a pic of your flowering, opening, inviting and exciting woman-bits, and make it personal, and I will likely respond much better than some generic tit shot.

If you really want to entice me, let me know that the pic of your pussy is for me only. If you do that, then I'm yours.




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/4/2010 6:35:04 AM)

HK *hugs*




MrCyanide -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/5/2010 12:47:46 PM)

I find this post rather naive because if you think you're going to be on a website who's content is mainly built off of sex, you can't expect people not to post pictures of their private parts.

And while we're on the subject look at your FRIENDS LIST there's a picture of a penis right there, albeit it's in a pair of see through underwear, but it's a penis none the less.

If you have such a big problem with seeing cocks on here, why would you friend someone with a picture of their cock as their main picture. That right there makes your argument invalid, and basically a hypocrite too.




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