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Marc2b -> So just what do they think of us? (12/2/2010 1:32:54 PM)

Go to the Conservapedia main page. Type "BDSM" in the search box and press enter.

Not exactly the deep thinking or tolerant type, are they?

Some other interesting things to try on Conservapedia:

Sadomasochism
Sex
Anal Sex
Vagina or Penis (gets the same response)
Orgasm
Ejaculation
Clitoris
Liberal
Conservative



Termyn8or -> RE: So just what do they think of us? (12/2/2010 2:16:33 PM)

Hard to figure where you're going with this. I always thought BDSM meant :

Balls to
Do and
Say things really
Meant

But that's just me. They all say I'm crazy, but WE know better don't we ?

Sadomasochoism -  Practiced by vanillists under color of law and commerce.
Sex - Make more people.
Anal Sex - When there are enough people.
Vagina - Destination of penis (for many)
Penis - Alternate name for crainium in certain "dialects".
Ejaculation - Coming, to a head.
Clitoris - Control stick of the "female" device. Driver's education is mandatory.
Liberal - See Anal.
Conservative - See Anal.

Webster's ain't got nothing on me.

T

ETA : Vanillists differ from vanillas as they only preach vanillism. Many are kinkier than a  five hundred mile coiled phone cord run through The Bronx twelve times.

T



Xiansjade -> RE: So just what do they think of us? (12/2/2010 10:38:23 PM)

It's always a "conservative" getting busted for being a sexual deviant, or kidnapping girls, or proclaiming that God demands the deaths/incarceration/illegalities of people they don't even know. Maybe if they just gave in and had proper BDSM sex, they'd be a little bit less scary. Or at least their Master/Mistress would keep them safely tied up.



Marc2b -> RE: So just what do they think of us? (12/3/2010 6:37:35 AM)

quote:

Hard to figure where you're going with this.


I just find it laughable that they call themselves the "trustworthy" encyclopedia yet don't even have the guts to define BDSM much less discuss it in any kind of rational manner. Nope... they just pull the internet equivalent of closing their eyes, sticking their fingers in their ears and going "LA LA LA" really loud. Even words like penis and vagina scare the crap out of them... no wonder they're always have that pained, frustrated expression all the time. Incidently, "masturbation" also is a case of "no resulting match."



Hillwilliam -> RE: So just what do they think of us? (12/3/2010 6:51:40 AM)

I wonder what they have for "evolution"



Marc2b -> RE: So just what do they think of us? (12/3/2010 7:06:02 AM)

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I wonder what they have for "evolution"


In that case they go in the opposite direction. It is a very long, very detailed article "debunking" evolution using all of the creationist's old (and already genuinely debunked) canards like "no transitional forms," etc.

Incidently, for anyone who is interested, check out "why do people laugh at creationists" on You Tube. You'll laugh and learn something. I wish I had that guy for a science teacher when I was in school.



LadyRian -> RE: So just what do they think of us? (12/3/2010 4:15:13 PM)

Hey, I didn't see the RNC field trip to the BDSM club in LA listed under taxpayer funded recreational activities. I wonder why they left that out? 



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