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patienceee -> Beer vs Pussy (4/29/2006 7:05:58 AM)
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Beer vs Pussy 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. -One point to Beer. 2. Warm beer tastes awful. -One point to Pussy. 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. -One point to Beer. 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. -One point to Pussy. 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. -One point to Pussy. 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legand. -One point to Pussy. 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy, he may buy you a beer. -One point to Pussy. 8. You normally don't find old beer. -One point to Beer. 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seed God. -One point to Pussy. 10. In most countries, there is a tax on beer. -One point to Pussy. 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. -One point to Beer. 12. You can be always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or can. -One point to Beer. 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down. -One point to Beer. 14. You always know how much a beer is going to cost. -One point to Beer. 15. Beer doesn't have a mother. -One point to Beer. 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. -One point to Beer. Final Score: BEER: 9 Pussy: 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER. P.S. If you have a pussy and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of these feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER!
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