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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/2/2006 6:03:13 AM

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hey...you took mine..lol

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/2/2006 7:52:44 PM

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yo mamma is so fat that if she sits on a quarter she makes george's nose bleed.
yo mamma is so fat that you havta roll over twice to get off her...
yo mamma is so hairy that you almost died of rugburn when you were born.
yo mamma breath smell so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/3/2006 11:21:26 PM

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yo mamma so stupid she got whiplash at a blinking red light

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/3/2006 11:23:04 PM

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yo momma so fat she goes to Omar the Tent Maker to buy a thong...

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/3/2006 11:24:53 PM

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yo momma so nasty, skunks picket her yawns...

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 9/4/2006 12:15:51 AM

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Your momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your momma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Your momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Your momma's so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Your momma's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 9/4/2006 8:36:32 AM

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Yo mamma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin up
yo mamma so ugly, she don't need the lights out, she needs an eclipse!
Yo mamma so stupid, she made chocloate cake, and spent half an hour peelin' M&Ms!
Yo mamma so old, her birth certificate says expired
Yo mamma's like a bowling ball. Get's picked up, a finger in every hole, and gets chucked back down the alley
Yo mamma stink so bad, she made the onions cry
Yo mamma's pussy so worn out, Cave rescue still lookin for her last boyfriend
Yo mamma so poor, she got a cup of coffee on layaway.
Yo mamma so skanky, she farts, and every factory for 15 miles has a shift change!

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 9/4/2006 9:30:23 AM

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refuses to post on this thread... cause yo mamma told me you in trouble!!!!

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 9/4/2006 10:22:56 AM

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Yo mamma so fat, Collarme denied her photo under the multiple person rule
Yo mamma so ugly, Collarme denied her photo before she sent it

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 9/4/2006 10:39:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch

Yo mamma so fat, Collarme denied her photo under the multiple person rule
Yo mamma so ugly, Collarme denied her photo before she sent it

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I love those!