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2010 First Christmas Joke - 12/7/2010 8:40:05 PM

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Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He clicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The old Nebraska farmer started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Husker replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......