Tantriqu
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I never liked the sexist Ann-Margret version of 'Baby, It's Cold Outside', but now we have the Darren Criss Glee version, and the brilliant young musical pup made it alllll better.
So here's the Strap-on version, just in time for our Ice-Storm; things I'd MUCH rather be doing than salting the driveway, is taking a sweet virgin ass; a roaring fire, a jug of wine, and thou, beneath Me, singing the italic portion in the wilderness...
BABY, IT'S WARM INSIDE
i really can't stay - Baby, your ass is swell.
i've got to go away - Baby, I'll warm it well.
This evening has been - I'll drop it juuust a little bit in.
So very nice - I'll rub your ass, and warm you up nice.
my mother will start to worry - Beautiful, I never hurry,
my father will be pacing the floor - Listen to My strapon-vibe roar!
So, really, i'd better scurry - Beautiful, I never hurry.
Well, maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on, while I the Astroglide pour...
The neighbours might think - Baby, I'll be great up in there!
Say, what's in this drink? - Never any roofies in there.
i wish I knew how - My eyes are like starlight,
To break the spell - I'll nip your nape, your hair looks swell.
i ought to say no, no, Mistress - Mind if I move up closer?
At least i'm gonna say that i tried - pup, I'd never hurt your insides!
i really can't stay - Baby, don't hold out!
Ahh, but it's warm inside
C'mon baby
i simply must go - Baby, it's cold out there,
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's warm in there.
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in,
So nice and warm - Look out the window, now just bend!
my sister will be suspicious - Man, your ass looks delicious!
my brother will be there at the door - Waves of pleasure on a tropical shore--
my maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh, your ass feels delicious!
Well, maybe just a half a drink more - Never such an ass- ICE!storm before.
i've got to go home - Oh, man, you're so hard and hot in here,
Say, where is my coat - My hands past your waist in here,
You've really been grand - you thrill when I touch your . . . hand
But don't You see - We need to do this thang to you
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life-long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If this un-impaled orgasm died!
i really can't stay - Get over that hold out!
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Baby, it's cold outside
Can't you stay awhile longer, baby?
Well..i really shouldn't...alright
This'll make it worth your while, baby
Ahh, do that again!
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