RapierFugue
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Joined: 3/16/2006 From: London, England Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail This was probably done to cover up the london thingie. You've got love Berlusconi though - anyone with even a shred of shame or dignity would have retired long before now, but he just plods on, regardless of what scandal it is this week. In one of the more incredible ones, when he was caught giving expensive “gifts” to an attractive young girl of dubious employment history (i.e. a hooker in all but name), in return for her "friendly attentions", his reaction wasn’t “Oh no! I’ve been caught with my trousers down! I’ll have to resign!” or “What will this do to my and Italy’s reputation?!”, it was “At least I’m a red blooded man and not a homosexual like so many of the Opposition!” A mate and I once sat around one evening trying to work out what would make him resign ... in the end the best we could come up with was him shagging Princess Di’s corpse up the arse while a panda pissed on them both, then once he'd shot his load, killing the panda and eating its testicles on toast ... ... then we looked at each other and said ... “naaahhhh ... he wouldn’t go even then”
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