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What do you do when... - 12/14/2010 3:05:32 PM

SAMHAIN09

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You find a man in a Santa suit putting "YOUR THINGS" into his sack? I would be like "Santa why are you robbing me?" I then pull out a shot gun.

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RE: What do you do when... - 12/14/2010 3:21:34 PM

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kick him in his sack
hog tie him with the tinsel and then ram the tree decorations up his arse.
what do I win?

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RE: What do you do when... - 12/14/2010 4:41:45 PM

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Did he have green skin? Might not have been a real santa.

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RE: What do you do when... - 12/14/2010 5:15:01 PM

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I'd be helping him to load it so I could get rid of all the crap.

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RE: What do you do when... - 12/14/2010 7:14:25 PM

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I'd say fine IF he could go up the wood stove chimney. With a roaring fire going.

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RE: What do you do when... - 12/14/2010 9:31:20 PM

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kick him in his sack
hog tie him with the tinsel and then ram the tree decorations up his arse.
what do I win?

That's exactly what Daddy did when he caught Mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe that night.

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RE: What do you do when... - 12/15/2010 4:23:13 AM

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snickers, dady got suspicious when mummy was singing, "deck his balls with boughs of holly"

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