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Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/17/2010 1:16:44 PM   
SirGeoffrey1


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa,
I would like a female slave or submissive this year for Christmas. You would not have to gift wrap her because I would prefer to do that myself. Unwrapping her would, of course, be optional.
Sincerely,
-SirGeoffrey1
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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/17/2010 3:53:35 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		But Geoffrey, have you been a truly good man this year?

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/17/2010 6:50:45 PM   
SirGeoffrey1


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ORIGINAL: poise

But Geoffrey, have you been a truly good man this year?

“When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.”
- Mae West

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/17/2010 9:41:42 PM   
anniezz338


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa,

There are a couple of Doms here I would like to find under my tree. You know who they are. Since I made the nice list this year I hope you will oblige, because I'm shooting for the naughty list next year.

sincerely,
annie

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/17/2010 10:53:42 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa,

I know you are mostly in the toy trade.  I've appreciated those toys over the years and I still get a lot of use out of many of them that I've found under the tree.  I promise that I have had the leather and suede well cared for and they have a good home with Me.

This year, I was kind of wondering if you'd be willing to add something to that bag of yours.  It's come to My attention that a lot of new folks who cross My path could really use some books.  The good, non fiction kind about BDSM so they can learn a few things.  Even though these gifts would be for other people, they'd really be for Me, too.  At times, My fingers get awfully tired typing out the answers that folks could find through a good reading of "Screw The Roses (Send Me The Thorns)" or a copy of "The Loving Dominant".  I just have this feeling that folks would enjoy reading those books just like I have over the years.

Since books are awfully heavy to carry, and it might be tough to get as many copies of various titles as would be needed before Christmas Eve, maybe you could work your magic in another way.  I figure with the reindeer flying and all of those Christmas miracles, there's got to be some magic involved in all of this.  I was wondering if you could find a way to see to it that some folks come across ten extra bucks at one time or another to attend a munch.  It would help folks to see with their own eyes what is imaginary and what is not.  (An area that you're probably familiar with, in your own right.)  That way, they'd get to meet folks who really do this thing, if they haven't already.  In either case, they can have some fun with other kinksters.

I know these are pretty tall orders, so if you can't fill them, I'd understand.  I'd really just settle for some patience from time to time with the folks who could use these things.  Mine will never live up to yours.  Now THAT would be a miracle!


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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/18/2010 5:54:29 PM   
spankmehard88


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa,

my request is simple. Just send me some bondage tape and some quality restraints. :D

~crystal


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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/18/2010 6:05:55 PM   
tazzygirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: anniezz338

Dear Santa,

There are a couple of Doms here I would like to find under my tree. You know who they are. Since I made the nice list this year I hope you will oblige, because I'm shooting for the naughty list next year.

sincerely,
annie


Pst, annie... you might get a better response from said Doms if you asked Santa to place you under their tree... ya know, appearance is everything!

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/18/2010 6:30:17 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa,

The snow You sent this morning was so pretty. It was especially amusing to travel in now that I have 4-wheel drive. Thank You, kind and jolly Sir. :)

I am not so interested in material things as I am in general prosperity. This is a concept I am sure You quite understand, being the Father of Christmas. Please let me remember that I can be as profoundly forthright and eloquent as LadyP, when I really stop and think about what I want to say and why I want to say it. Then, let me write it all down, and thence to come in contact with a few publishers who would agree with this assessment and be willing to pay handsomely for it.
Also, I ask not for myself, but let there be peace for my tribe, healing for those in illness or grief, and for the One I love, at last the nudge I cannot seem to give Him to accept the gift which in reality is only mine to give.
A cure for this damn bronchitis and some peppermint ice cream would be nice, too.

I have Toll-House cookies for You this year, and I didn't even have to filch them from Steven, because *ahem* filching is bad. Please find them in a covered plate on the top shelf of the bookcase, because the cats have a harder time climbing up there to filch them in turn.

Let me know what time to expect You, and I will have Your cocoa ready.

Brightest blessings, to Your family from mine..

Love and Kisses, SJ xoxo  )O(


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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/18/2010 6:44:24 PM   
anniezz338


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Status: offline 		Your right tazzy....lol. That does sound like a better plan.....since I didn't put up a tree this year...hm

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/18/2010 8:38:13 PM   
Zevar


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Status: offline 		Greetings Santa:

This year has brought with it the blessed ability to express health, love, vitality, generosity, kindness, strength, forgiveness, compassion, joyfulness, astuteness, courage and peace of mind, heart and soul, etc.. So many blessings to count.

Over the many varied days of this year, which I have been greatly blessed to live to my fullest, I have come to realize the true value of those I love and care for. I particularly love the twinkle in my beloved grandchildren’s eyes on any occasion and especially on Christmas morning when they are given their gifts in love.

Then there is my beloved precious daughter, the mother of my precious grandchildren. I ask you to pay special attention to her while she forges through each day amidst this busy world. Grant her the ability to continue in her career and personal life with all she needs. Allow all she needs each day of the year to be made clear and fully available unto her.

As Christmas morning nears, I ask you to guard the tender heart of my daughter when she opens her gift offered from the depth of my fatherly heart. You know how much her mother means to the both of us, Santa. When she opens this heirloom from her mother, do guard her dear heart and grant all she needs as she remembers this moment in time. Guard our hearts as we recall the beloved woman who has gone on from this world, yet lives on in our hearts.

Grant me the needed strength for my family in all we do. Allow me to remain willing to share once again with a newly acquainted lovely submissive lady, which you have sent my way this Christmas year. I ask for a whole array of presents to be provided for her through my sustained efforts. Allow me to continue to be the strong and gracefully confident man that she is beginning to admire. As far as intimate personal items and such, well you know my likes and desires Santa. I will trust the delivery to be perfectly delivered as ordered!

On another note, I have come to know you as the essence of love in the hearts of humanity. With that said, I ask for the ability to continue in my life with each and every opportunity to express this love that I believe to be reflective of the spirit of Christmas. I trust my shopping will conclude with the best gift purchased, for each and everyone I am blessed to offer a gift unto.

Oh yes Santa, don’t forget those who do not have a Home or Family this Christmas Season. Grant My family the blessing to be of service to those who are within our Community and are in need of the spirit of love this Christmas Season. May any and all opportunities granted this Christmas Season to offer to the Community be gracefully received. May I never forget my Community and the opportunity to serve those in need. As those in need are reminded of the true reason for this hectic time of the year, I want to humbly thank you Santa for granting the ability to give to My Community. Hopefully there will always be a reason to give the gift of love in action, compassion.

A Safe flight to you with all of the navigating of Rudolph and his team! Remember when slowly glide into San Francisco don’t forget as you land on the rooftop it is advised to do so with both eyes wide open. You will be less likely to get caught up in the fog that tends to tie up ( no pun intended) just about anyone.

Don’t forget the yummy deserts and beverages in the cooler. Take a peek inside the silver colored cooler on the glass table top next to the Christmas tree. Enjoy!

Thank you so very much Santa for gracing my Household with the warm enduring essence of love this Christmas Season!


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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/19/2010 8:48:50 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Dear Santa:

I only want one thing for Christmas this year.
Since you don't need it any more, could I have your list of "bad little girls" please?
18 and over only of course.

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/19/2010 9:08:43 AM   
sexyred1


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Status: offline 		I am Jewish, so not sure he will be listening...but if so:

Please make 2011 a far better year than 2010 for me and my family; and the world in general of course. Things are tough for a lot of people I know everywhere.

As far a kinky requests, a nice, hot Dom who likes when redheads have screaming orgasms over deviant activities daily would suffice.


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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/19/2010 9:12:20 AM   
CerVeza


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Status: offline 		I'm looking for a fun and SANE slave girl. I know, an impossible request. Yet, I still have a flicker of hope.

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/19/2010 4:55:42 PM   
petmonkey


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa,

i said, "hi" to you outside the grocery store yesterday.  Thank you very much for the candycane. It was delicious.  Did Mrs. Claus make it? Please send her my regards.  i was too shy to ask yesterday but i'd really like to feel your beard.  It looked soft.  And maybe take a nap on your bowl-full-of-jelly belly, that would be pretty relaxing, i think.

i doubt i was good enough this year, but that's okay.  i'm sorta' full up on stuff, ya' know?  Since i don't have a date i don't really need any date stuff, although if Mrs. Claus has a favorite Christmas-themed underwear line this year, i'd like to know--get some just for my own amusement.

It's my kitty cat that's been the good one this year. i think she deserves one of those battery operated fake ferret tails that roll around.  i think she'd really dig chasing it around. Do you think you could send one of those along? i promise i'll use re-usable batteries.

Don't let the Elves get too overworked.  They have to be ready to make Springtime in a few months.

Peace on Earth,
monkey


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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/20/2010 5:23:30 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Are there female elves ?

T

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/20/2010 9:15:36 AM   
ladysubnv


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa,

Please don't believe all that you hear,
I have been so good this year!
I'd like toys and straps and bondage ties,
And a cute lil outfit that gives Him a rise.

And speaking of "Him"
I’ll go out on a limb,
A Master for me,
I’d like under my tree.

I would love to be Someone’s wish
I’d serve Him “me” as a saucy dish.
Master could teach me to serve Him well,
I’d come crawling quickly at the ring of His bell.

If I’ve been naughty, my bottom He’ll spank,
If I get my Master, I’ll have you to thank.
Someone to bind me, use me, Dom me, please,
I’ll be thanking Him (and you) upon my knees.

But I’m beginning to sound like Dr. Seuss,
Suffice to say I need some use.
Santa I’ll end with a “pretty please”,
And next year I won’t be such a tease!

Merry Christmas Santa!

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/20/2010 9:44:06 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Dear Santa..

all I need is a trip to the UK.. and I promise, no contact at all will be made with my ex.. but I do have friends there that I would love to hang out with.. some even to play with...

and I would like for all my adored folks here, and this is the MAIN wish... to have what they NEED that will  make them happy for the long term...

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RE: Kinky Letters To Santa - 12/20/2010 7:00:43 PM   
petmonkey


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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Are there female elves ?

T


i went and asked a Santa.  He said yes, but it's near impossible to tell the difference between them and said it's considered terribly impolite to ask.  Plus, they're named things like Debble and Bobbin, so He rarely has a clue.


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