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Indians capture cowboy - 12/18/2010 9:23:59 PM   
anniezz338


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A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.

The chief says, "You going to die, cowboy. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for
three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the
horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two
hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into
the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other figuring, "Typical white thinks only
with short bow."

The second day, the chief asks, "What your wish today?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my
horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers
something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with
a naked redhead. She gets off and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. Again, the Indians
shake their heads figuring, "Typical white man, going to die tomorrow and can only think of one
thing."

On the last day, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white man. What you want?" The
cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs
the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"

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RE: Indians capture cowboy - 12/19/2010 8:12:30 AM   
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The horse must be hard of hearing. lol.  Should have invested in those equine hearing aides.


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RE: Indians capture cowboy - 12/20/2010 12:49:25 PM   
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Good one. It brings to mind:

A young man walks into a talent agent's office saying he had an act sure to please. When the agent agrees to take a look, the lad opens the door and a small man, only a foot tall walks in. The agent expresses amazement, but the youngster says, "You haven't seen anything yet."

He opens a valise and pulls out an appropriately sized baby grand. He places it before the short man, who proceeds to play a flawless classical piece.

The talent agent says, "This is amazing!! Where did you ever find him?"

The young man replies, "I scoured the Irish countryside for a month until I was lucky enough to catch a leprachan. He had to agree to grant me a wish. It was just my luck that he was hard of hearing and I ended up with a 12 inch pianist!"

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