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Gomez Addams here ? - 12/20/2010 7:37:25 PM

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If you're old enough to remember the original show (sorry) he had three timepieces. If you asked what time it is, he would look at all three which of course read different times. I guess he would yield the correct answer in the end, but it had nothing to do with what any of the clocks said - or read, whatever.

Time is a fascinating subject but this is getting like time on steroids. Right now I have an alarm clock that reads 1:22 AM, this computer says 6:21 AM, the clock on the stove says 10:54 and the one hanging over it says 11:29. The clock on the north wall says 9:42, but it always does. The second hand twitches but does not advance, therefore I think that clock no longer works, but I might call an expert, just because I am totally nucking futs.

But it is not business hours, no matter what these clocks say. It is dark. So using logic and analysing the relatively empirical data provided by my presicion time pieces, I am almost certain that it is 10:15 PM. However this post will appear at approximately 7:20 PM according to our host(s). Who says time travel is impossible now ?

But now Gomez was much more advanced in this subject than I. I am only dealing with hours here, he had to deal with minutes as well. I tried to research the subject but I saw something I had never seen before. Google put up a picture of a guy looking at me like I am some kind of nut.

So, what time is it ?

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RE: Gomez Addams here ? - 12/23/2010 6:36:44 AM

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If you ever owned a vcr, you know they always said it was 12:00.

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RE: Gomez Addams here ? - 12/23/2010 9:45:16 AM

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Definitely you are what they call a 12 o'clock flasher.

If you want the second hand to stop twitching, just replace the battery! As far as the other clocks, either humiliate yourself (if you are into that) by reading the instruction manual or else advertise for a submissive with a degree in engineering. If you do go that route, use extreme caution as the engineer types are very good at figuring out restraint devices.

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RE: Gomez Addams here ? - 12/23/2010 9:53:53 AM

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