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dragonbutter -> Pervertables... I discovered something! (12/20/2010 8:51:01 PM)
I am having to do a liquid diet for a few days before a medical procedure. Since it's hard to get your required protein from just liquids they recommended getting these liquid protein "bullets" and adding them to my water, jello, etc. I bought a package of 12 at Costco and opened it up. The bullets were larger than I was expecting. They're about 5.5 inches long (not including the cap) and a little over 1.25 inches in diameter. A sadistic person could take off the plastic around it, fill it with water and put it in the freezer for future insertion use on an unsuspecting sub!! Here's a link to a picture: http://www.fastwayloseweight.com/wp-content/uploads/Protein%20Drink.jpg

hausboy -> RE: Pervertables... I discovered something! (12/20/2010 8:58:55 PM)
Just be extremely careful--without a flared base, an object like that can easily disappear up the ass, and before long you'll be in the ED explaining how it got there. (even if it's just made of ice...it can get "lost" before it melts down enough to recover it or absorb it and cause some issues.

xssve -> RE: Pervertables... I discovered something! (12/24/2010 7:53:21 AM)
Huh, I'd administer a protein shake by having you suck it out of a large syringe... [sm=binky.gif][:D] If an anal suppository was your suggestion, I recommend something that melts, like pure Cocoa butter, it shouldn't require a doctor to remove if it gets wedged up in there, it will just gradually melt. I'd be hesitant to put ice up there though, it would be an inconvenient place to get frostbite. [sm=oops.gif]

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