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slaveofdarkhold -> My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 9:20:35 AM)
Inspired by the 'Yo momma' thread. Here are a few of my favorites (and no I don't really have a penis). Feel free to jump in My penis is so big, no one has reached the top of it without oxygen My penis is so big, it's sneaking up behind you! My penis is so big, your momma couldn't handle it My penis is so big, it formed it's own seperate state, and it takes a trade agreement for me to cum

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 10:35:21 AM)
My penis is so big I have to duct tape it to my ankle. My penis is so big I have to sling it over my shoulder after I use the urinal. My penis is so big I had to take out a loan to pay the midgets that carry it around. Just what came to mind. LOL.

pmlbear -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 12:45:43 PM)
girls can be so crule and playful... More penis jokes, let's see if you can cumup witha real doozie!!

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 6:23:48 PM)
My penis is so big I need to get a third shoe for it! My penis is so big that when I cum people call it Katrina2 My penis is so big it has to ride shot gun..........

sweetnsensual200 -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 6:26:34 PM)
my penis is so big, i use it as a belt. i wrap it around my waist TWICE and there's still a lot left over.

Wulfchyld -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 6:28:18 PM)
sitting here jealously in the corner. Um... er... uh... wrong room. Smiling Loki

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 6:31:41 PM)
I once got all the way to Australia before I noticed my cock was still finishing up with my girlfriend in Toronto. Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 6:36:01 PM)
I used to masturbate every day, but with my current job, I just don't have time to run back and forth across the street for 6 hours a day. Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 6:40:29 PM)
My penis is so big, I had to upgrade my hard drive when I decided to start having cyber sex. Yours, Pringles PS: Sorry about the multiple posts. I post 'em as I think of them

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:04:27 PM)
My penis is so big, my desk has to face away from the wall. Yours, benji PS: I can't do this alone, folks! Don't be jealous just cuz mine really is this big!

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:07:00 PM)
My penis is so big, I was in the adult version of Rapunzel. And Jack and the "Bean" stalk. One was before the fluffer, the other after. Yours, benji

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:07:22 PM)
My penis is so BIG that I have to call in the Army Corps of Engineers when I take a piss.....

MsPoetress -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:10:48 PM)
My penis is so big, that a homeless family live underneathe it. ~poe

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:13:09 PM)
My penis is so big, I use a ferris wheel as a spool. Yours, benji

WyrdRich -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:15:16 PM)
My penis is so big I can get anal and head at the same time.

MontaukDaisies -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:16:52 PM)
His Penis is so big, I have to pop my glass eye out to make room Him during oral sex! [sm=whoa.gif]

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:17:49 PM)
They took down the CN Tower in Toronto once for a good cleaning. Took about a month, and really sucked. I had to lie there the entire time with a hard on. And you don't even want to know about the elevator they used to get tourists to the top! Yours, benji

feastie -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:19:34 PM)
My penis is so big, I have to get oversized load permits to drive across town.

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:28:57 PM)
My penis is so big, I needed binoculars to see if I was circumcised. Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: My penis is so big... (4/30/2006 7:33:35 PM)
A few years ago I was in Scotland, went swimming in Loch Ness..... Just thought I'd explain the rumours of a giant monster in the lake.... Yours, benji

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