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sunshinemiss -> Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 7:20:47 AM)
What is the best / worst pick up line you've ever used or has been used on you? Yes, it could be the same line. For me... I told a guy once, "I want to be your churango." (like a mandolin...) They play it really fast with their middle finger, and watching his hand move soooo fast just mesmerized me. It was corny. So what It got his attention. How about you all? sunshine

PeonForHer -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 7:37:03 AM)
'Could you send me a picture of yourself looking less glamorous? I won't be able to talk to you properly otherwise.' Said once to a woman on CM. It was the simple truth - though, later, I congratulated myself mightily on having come up with such smoothness by sheer accident.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 8:03:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer 'Could you send me a picture of yourself looking less glamorous? I won't be able to talk to you properly otherwise.' Said once to a woman on CM. It was the simple truth - though, later, I congratulated myself mightily on having come up with such smoothness by sheer accident. I think it's a line you use very often [;)]

NuevaVida -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 8:03:14 AM)
He said to me, in the middle of a vaginal ultrasound, "You have a very nice bladder." And when all was done, he asked me out for a drink. I declined. [;)]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 8:20:32 AM)
There it is folks, the coveted Sunny quote of the day: [sm=cute.gif] "You have a very nice bladder. Wanna drink?"

PeonForHer -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 8:35:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Said once to a woman on CM. It was the simple truth - though, later, I congratulated myself mightily on having come up with such smoothness by sheer accident. quote: I think it's a line you use very often [;)] Nope, only once so far. Despite its sparkling brilliance. [;)]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 8:37:21 AM)
I hope she was impressed and didn't send you a rude picture where she sticks her tongue out or anything like that

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 9:03:22 AM)
"You look a lot like my future ex."

PeonForHer -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 9:20:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze I hope she was impressed and didn't send you a rude picture where she sticks her tongue out or anything like that No, she sent me a pic of herself in a pub, drunk, and with her nose streaming from a cold.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 9:52:19 AM)
When I worked construction many years ago, one of My coworkers and drinking buddies was a biker who went by Wild Bill. (how original huh). Anyway, his pickup line was "Hi, I'm Wild Bill. Let's fuck" I swear it worked once or twice.

DamnPickyDomme -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 10:13:36 AM)
there was this really annoying guy in school who was staring at me, i finally got ticked off and asked him what his problem was. he says to me "i got a problem this big" holding his hands about six inches apart. i replied "oh, is that all?" the people sitting around him just roared, he thought he was god's gift to women. i had no idea but it turns out he was a cousin of my then-boyfriend and showed up in school with a black eye. oops!

kalikshama -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 11:13:24 AM)
When I lived at the ashram, my most successful pick up line was, "Want to see my tent?" 100% success rate, even with the guy who has misheard a conversation, thought I was a lesbian and finally got a clue when I started playing with his nipple ring! He kept me warm for a few months after that ;)

AquaticSub -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 11:16:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida He said to me, in the middle of a vaginal ultrasound, "You have a very nice bladder." And when all was done, he asked me out for a drink. I declined. [;)] ... I think I would have gone. Just to see what else he would have said. I don't really use lines. laughs And the best pick-up line used on me wasn't a line. I was at a convention and the guy literally picked me up and carried me. I melt for a guy who does that...

Marc2b -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 11:25:37 AM)
"I can make your toes curl and your back arch while you scream at the top of your lungs." I learned this one from my uncle in my younger days. It had a fairly high success rate because they want to find out if I could live up to my promise (which, if I may cast aside humilty for a moment, I usually managed to do).

Marc2b -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 11:31:38 AM)
As for the worst pick up line... c'mon folks, we all know what it is (at least for those of us in the BDSM crowd): "KNEEL BITCH!" The success rate is about 0.01 percent and, to be perfectly honest, would you want want someone who was desperate enough to actually fall (to the knees) for it? Well, Ron probably would... but other than him...

hlen5 -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 11:35:37 AM)
On a first date, we were discussing his smoking. I asked him "Do you have any other vices?" He said no. I said, "Me neither, I'm pretty boring." He said, "Do you want some help with that?" Zing!!

sexyred1 -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 11:39:05 AM)
The worst pick up line was a guy who asked if I would be willing to have him tie me up and put leeches all over me. I said, are you out of your mind? And he said, no, really, I am a trained professional they are medicinal leeches, even Demi Moore uses them, it is really hot to see them squirm on a woman. It enhances your pleasure, please give me a chance to prove it. You can only imagine what I said to him; at least those who know my style can guess.

gungadin09 -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 2:08:30 PM)
Pretty Good Ones: Boo! Aloha! You're a great writer. Smiling, just thinking of you. I enjoy the perspective in your photos. What is your ideal Dom like to you? Not so much: Hi. Nice tits! You there, slut? Tell me what you're wearing. Another poser. Click on My profile and meet your new Daddy. All the morons come from Cali. What a waste of space and time! I'm driving up from Bakersfield. Can I stop by and get my cock serviced? How do you feel about the pull out method? The sender of this message has triggered out bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time... pam

LadyConstanze -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 2:11:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 You can only imagine what I said to him; at least those who know my style can guess. Let me guess, did it involve inserting the leeches in a place where the sun doesn't shine?

sexyred1 -> RE: Best / Worst Pick Up Lines (12/22/2010 2:14:13 PM)
LadyC, not really, that would have been too easy. I tried to make my insult fit his grandiose claim of being a medical professional and I achieved my goal. He went off sputtering incoherently. [;)]

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