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LanceHughes -> RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand (12/23/2010 7:47:58 AM)
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Diseases are just a touch sensitive, if you know what I mean.
I agree with LadyPact. Few that I loathe. Such peeps are just not in my life, but I do like the inflatable fruitcake. The arrest warrants idea segues into restraining orders. Especially if we work in the same office. Judges, however, need a strong physical reason to issue those.
There's on-line services that will deliver (to target's office) packages that are empty, but emblazoned with sayings such as "Open Carefully / Contents: Herpes cure kit." OR "Your personal dildo - just as you specified." OR "Tea Party Political Literature."
There's all kinds of sayings, and, of course, you can order whatever phrasing you like. Oh, and they're cheap, too. $5 - $15 range.
Now, Lance..... how do you know of such things? Well, a friend wanted to start a business www.TakeAwayTheVote.com and I was helping her with research for competition. Her idea: send an official-looking "certificate" that appeared to be from the Secretary of State. It announces that "Due to your stand on XYZ issue, your voter registraionhas been canceled." Of course, the date for renewal is long past. She chickened out, even though I suggested a two-part form. One to send on to the "victim" and one for sender's records: Incuded is correct envelope size to send it forward. That seemed to reduce our liabilty to zero, since we were just making the spoof, not actually sending it. It was up to purchaser to either send it or not. Firgured we could it for same $5 as other spoof letters.
You are drifting, Lance! BAD Lance!
Right.......
How 'bout an all expense paid trip to have hated mother-in-law visit victim?
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