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littlestrange -> 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 3:21:24 AM)
I'll no doubt get in trouble for such a frivolous post but I've got my brave boots on today. Tomorrow is usually devoted to spending time with friends and family and I'll be joining you. If you hear an unexpected knock on your door it may well be me ;) So, given that many of you will be preoccupied tomorrow, I'll be having as much kinky fun as the rest of you - woohooo - I'm at One with you all lol. Indulge me please...be my Santas...just this once. Assuming I've been a very good boy this year, what would you bring this naughty monkey for a treat? x PS. I already have a lot of bananas

LaTigresse -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 4:14:27 AM)
Maybe it's just too early for me, maybe I need another espresso, but..........I haven't a clue what the fuck you are talking about! Merry Christmas

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 4:18:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Maybe it's just too early for me, maybe I need another espresso, but..........I haven't a clue what the fuck you are talking about! Merry Christmas Same.

Darkfeather -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 4:43:30 AM)
translation ON Been a long long year gone, and ain't got none, Going out to spend time with friends this chrismas and have some fun. Tomorrow is a time of Yule Tide and family cheer, To be spent with those you all hold dear. I still have many a wild oat to sew, And only the Santas of Collarme left for presents to go. Can you guys please give this kinkster something to help get off, I already have enough bananas, so something else please to boff. translation OFF

Phoenixpower -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 4:53:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlestrange I'll no doubt get in trouble for such a frivolous post but I've got my brave boots on today. Tomorrow is usually devoted to spending time with friends and family and I'll be joining you. If you hear an unexpected knock on your door it may well be me ;) So, given that many of you will be preoccupied tomorrow, I'll be having as much kinky fun as the rest of you - woohooo - I'm at One with you all lol. Indulge me please...be my Santas...just this once. Assuming I've been a very good boy this year, what would you bring this naughty monkey for a treat? x PS. I already have a lot of bananas As a treat I am going to give you a roll of bin bags in which you can put your banana skins....after all...its important not to forget to consider health and safety [8\|]

allthatjaz -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 4:55:45 AM)
I'm going to give you a scientist who can do experiments on you all day long [:D]

littlewonder -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 6:22:12 AM)
I'm going to give you a semester of English 101 classes.

poise -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 6:36:23 AM)
You can't be a kinky monkey at Christmas without candy canes! sashays to Darkseathers song

BonesFromAsh -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 6:39:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlestrange I'll no doubt get in trouble for such a frivolous post but I've got my brave boots on today. scratches boots off the list damn. quote: Tomorrow is usually devoted to spending time with friends and family and I'll be joining you. If you hear an unexpected knock on your door it may well be me ;) Sheesh...does this mean I have to put clothes on? quote: So, given that many of you will be preoccupied tomorrow, I'll be having as much kinky fun as the rest of you - woohooo - I'm at One with you all lol. "at One"....well, tomorrow will involve handcuffs, but I doubt it's the scene you have playing in your head. quote: Indulge me please...be my Santas...just this once. Assuming I've been a very good boy this year, what would you bring this naughty monkey for a treat? x PS. I already have a lot of bananas How about a bit of electrical play! [;)] Enjoy![:D]

DMFParadox -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 7:24:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darkfeather translation ON Been a long long year gone, and ain't got none, Going out to spend time with friends this chrismas and have some fun. Tomorrow is a time of Yule Tide and family cheer, To be spent with those you all hold dear. I still have many a wild oat to sew, And only the Santas of Collarme left for presents to go. Can you guys please give this kinkster something to help get off, I already have enough bananas, so something else please to boff. translation OFF Bravo.

littlestrange -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 7:34:12 AM)
Blimey. With all the experiments and electric wires I'd better get something rubber to stand on. Now, where did I spot that shiny sub...? Happy Christmas one and all [:)]

agirl -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 3:16:21 PM)
I generally give naughty monkeys a smack 'round the ear......... so, wear ear protection tomorrow.....lol agirl

hlen5 -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 4:32:00 PM)
I think somebody needs to spank this monkey!!

Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/24/2010 5:23:50 PM)
Damn.. I think I need to slow down and unwind and knock off a few glasses of white zinfandel and this post just might make sense to me.. on some convoluted level. Off to the cage with you.. I ain't got time for this non-sense.

tjeannette -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/25/2010 8:30:29 PM)
Bit late, I know, but I gotta ask.... Am I the only one who understood the OP, except for Darkfeather? BTW, that was a brilliant bit of translation. Far more intricate than necessary, but gorgeous nonetheless

Darkfeather -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/25/2010 8:37:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tjeannette Bit late, I know, but I gotta ask.... Am I the only one who understood the OP, except for Darkfeather? BTW, that was a brilliant bit of translation. Far more intricate than necessary, but gorgeous nonetheless Thanks, I am a scorpio so figuring out random pieces of stupid trivia is one of my strong points [;)]

LadyPact -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/25/2010 8:50:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tjeannette Bit late, I know, but I gotta ask.... Am I the only one who understood the OP, except for Darkfeather? BTW, that was a brilliant bit of translation. Far more intricate than necessary, but gorgeous nonetheless Scratch this. I read it wrong.

LanceHughes -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/25/2010 8:57:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tjeannette Bit late, I know, but I gotta ask.... Am I the only one who understood the OP, except for Darkfeather? <snipped> I got it straight off. 26th is Boxing Day, and OP wants to dream of "sugar plums dancing" but kinky sugar plums, maybe dancing in "brave boots." Actually, I was confused by the posters that were confused. LOL! I am still confused as to the relevance of the title of the thread: "25.12.10 Abstinence" I guess the translation is trying to help when it says "Been a long long year gone, and ain't got none," but I thought that was translation of the OP's "Assume I've been a very good boy this year." I thnk I would have translated that as "I really have been good, so please, no charcoaled wood." LOL! ===================== quote: ORIGINAL: tjeannette <snipped> BTW, that was a brilliant bit of translation. Far more intricate than necessary, but gorgeous nonetheless QFT As to the OP: "Give me wank material" posters are usually told "go do it to yourself," or words to that effect. Being Xmas and considering the humorous and polite way you have asked, my gift for you is a female sub that has read your profile completely and can "handle" that "honesty thing" in your 3rd paragraph. Not many here will do so. I really like your first 2 paragraphs: Favourite thing: A huge belly laugh with tears rolling down your face, struggling for breath and you when you sense the room is filled with a euphoric glow? Don't you just love those beautiful endorphines!? I'm creative and resourceful and seek similar intelligent types. My brain is my biggest erogenous zone - and I'd hope for the same in any playmates. Looking for a fun-loving female to enjoy some exciting play time with be it clubbing, d/s or simply a coffee and cake whilst we put the world to rights. Problem is when I see "Male Switch," my eyes (and brain) see "Bisexual Male" LOL! MERRY Boxing Day! I hope all your boxes are filled with just the right boxes....... er, um...... well, Merry Xmas, then. LOL! ==================================== <edited to replace "sub-woman" with "female sub">

DesFIP -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/26/2010 5:43:07 AM)
Perhaps the monkey needs some lessons in time management since he considers anyone who doesn't believe how a happily married man can be committed elsewhere while being at home at the same time to be fantasizing. How would he spend Xmas and Boxing Day with? The wifey or the bit on the side wifey allows him to have but doesn't want to know about.

sirsholly -> RE: 25.12.10 Abstinence (12/26/2010 7:06:47 AM)
quote: I already have a lot of bananas A copy of "An Idiots Guide To A Compost Dump". Now get the hell away from your computer and start gathering up those peels.

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