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gungadin09 -> What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 3:46:17 PM)
Okay, sorry. i just couldn't resist. pam

Missokyst -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 3:58:28 PM)
....the fact that it is a pussy? .... hmm... maybe not

Frenzyandpoise -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 4:15:27 PM)
Let's feed it catnip and get the laser pointers out to find out.

Valyraen -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 4:33:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Frenzyandpoise Let's feed it catnip and get the laser pointers out to find out. O.O!!! I volunteer! I volunteer! Over here, me, me!!! rolls onto back to expose hypnotic belly fur

hausboy -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 4:57:20 PM)
9 tails? or is that nine lives?

SorceressJ -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 5:13:42 PM)
The Real Difference Between Cats and Dogs: A dog looks at humans and says, "Wow, these humans are so nice to me; they play with me, give me noms and a warm, dry place to sleep and laps to sit on.. they must be GODS!" A cat looks at the same humans and says, "Wow, these humans are so nice to me; they play with me, give me noms and a warm, dry place to sleep and laps to sit on.. I must be a GOD!" EDITED to add: *bellyrubs*. I think that's one thing they have in common..

Valyraen -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 5:16:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ A cat looks at humans and says, "Wow, these humans are so nice to me; they play with me, give me noms and a warm, dry place to sleep and laps to sit on.. I must be a GOD!" And don't you bipeds forget it! [;)]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 8:05:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ The Real Difference Between Cats and Dogs: A dog looks at humans and says, "Wow, these humans are so nice to me; they play with me, give me noms and a warm, dry place to sleep and laps to sit on.. they must be GODS!" A cat looks at the same humans and says, "Wow, these humans are so nice to me; they play with me, give me noms and a warm, dry place to sleep and laps to sit on.. I must be a GOD!" EDITED to add: *bellyrubs. I think that's one thing they have in common.. [:D] And something like "Dogs have owners, cats have staff". That quote, too. nod*

TheHeretic -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 8:59:20 PM)
Our cat will roll onto her back, inviting you to give her bellyrubs. IT'S A TRAP!!!! Not only will you need to visit the urgent care to get the wounds treated, they will consider those slashes in the wrist clear evidence of a suicide attempt, and keep you for 72 hours.

Phoenixpower -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 9:29:06 PM)
their own mind. You can put 7 dogs in front of a sled to make them pull the sled, however, go and try doing that with 7 cats [:D]

jujubeeMB -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 9:58:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic Our cat will roll onto her back, inviting you to give her bellyrubs. IT'S A TRAP!!!! Not only will you need to visit the urgent care to get the wounds treated, they will consider those slashes in the wrist clear evidence of a suicide attempt, and keep you for 72 hours. Hey, I thought that was just my cat! He rolls over and looks up at you and makes this cute, funny little face. If you attempt to come within ten feet of his belly, however, he will immediately attempt to kill you. What a jerk! [8D]

GreedyTop -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 10:21:38 PM)
purrs. seriously.. who can resist the Power of the Purr?

Twoshoes -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/26/2010 10:42:38 PM)
Rofl pam - nice thread. On a side note, I knew a cat which would not stop clawing and biting me while being playful. [&:] Yet it was soooo cute. But lacerations itch soooo badly. Ironically, the cat was named after my sister... [;)]

gungadin09 -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/27/2010 1:09:50 AM)
The Ad-dressing of Cats by T.S. Eliot You've heard of several kinds of cat And my opinion now is that You should need no interpreter To understand our character You're learned enough to take the view That cats are very much like you You've seen us both at work and games And learnt about our proper names Our habits and out habitat But how would you ad-dress a cat? So first, your memory I'll jog And say: A cat is not a dog Now dogs pretend they like to fight They often bark, more seldom bite But yet a dog is, on the whole What you would call a simple soul The usual dog about the town Is much inclined to play the clown And far from showing too much pride Is frequently undignified He's such an easygoing lout He'll answer any hail or shout The usual dog about the town Is inclined to play the clown Again I must remind you that A dog's a dog, a cat's a cat With cats, some say one rule is true Don't speak 'til you are spoken to Myself I do not hold with that I say you should ad-dress a cat But always bear in mind that he Resents familiarity You bow, and taking off your hat Ad-dress him in this form: "O' cat!" Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream And you might now and then supply Some caviar, or Strassburg pie Some potted grouse or salmon paste He's sure to have his personal taste And so in time you reach your aim And call him by his name So this is this, and that is that And there's how you ad-dress a cat A cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect So this is this, and that is that And there's how you ad-dress a cat pam

PyrotheClown -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/27/2010 1:28:09 AM)
Barbed penises (no really, they have barbed penises...and no I'm not that much of a freak,just visited the sex museum in NYC a few years ago...they have a whole wall with different paper mache animal penises, kinda like a whole museum of greenporn)

DesFIP -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/27/2010 4:55:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic Our cat will roll onto her back, inviting you to give her bellyrubs. IT'S A TRAP!!!! Not only will you need to visit the urgent care to get the wounds treated, they will consider those slashes in the wrist clear evidence of a suicide attempt, and keep you for 72 hours. That's my father's cat! I'm the only person who ever brings this creature a new cat toy and that's exactly how I get repaid. Plus a sneezing and coughing fit.

Hillwilliam -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/27/2010 5:44:13 PM)
Cats taste better. And, they fit on the grill.[8D]

soul2share -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/27/2010 10:24:46 PM)
My Boo kitty loves to have his belly rubbed...he'll roll over and lay there for as long as he can sucker someone into rubbing it. He'll sit there and give out these weak little silent mrow to sound especially pathetic. Of course, Boo will also do the "I fall down HERE" plop, usually right under my feet for his skatches. Never does he do it like when I'm in bed, and we can BOTH be comfortable....no, instead, I'm dumb enough to stop whatever it is I'm doing and cater to him. I am SUCH a sucker, and they know it! In fact, Boo is doing the silent little mrow thing right now. So I'm going to have to cave and get down on the cold floor to give him his rubs. Now the other 3, try to get near their bellies and it's scratch city......

AquaticSub -> RE: What makes a cat a cat? (12/29/2010 11:25:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valyraen quote: ORIGINAL: Frenzyandpoise Let's feed it catnip and get the laser pointers out to find out. I volunteer! I volunteer! Over here, me, me!!! MY SHINY RED LIGHT!!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!! squeals, wiggles butt and POUNCES upon the shiny dots!!

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