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SorceressJ -> RE: Strap-ons? (12/27/2010 9:56:42 PM)
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to hausboy: my mother was an ER nurse for some years in my youth, and being a reasonably mature and intelligent only child of a single mother, she loved to come home and tell me funny stories from work, of which your above post has reminded me, like:
1) the guy who was being hazed by a frat, and had stuck a birthday-cake candle in the head of his penis, and the challenge was to light the thing and let it melt as far down as you dared. The wax had clogged and hardened inside his urethra. They had to knock him out and undo his plug.. with a tiny corkscrew.
2) the repeat visitor guy (and this is the story that your post most reminded me of) who had a penchant for sticking odd items up his bum, which included things like D batteries and rutabegas, which would then either get lost up there (like the batteries) or get wedged and stuck (like the rutabegas). This was a Long Time Ago, when I was a kid, and I think this particular patient ended up being committed to a *ahem* facility.
So yes, OP, only things that are intended and prepared for this activity, please, with the good advice that has been given you here. The human body is an amazing wonderland of potential, but some grains are just not meant to be gone against. Be well and know pleasure.
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