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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/27/2010 9:56:42 PM

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to hausboy: my mother was an ER nurse for some years in my youth, and being a reasonably mature and intelligent only child of a single mother, she loved to come home and tell me funny stories from work, of which your above post has reminded me, like:

1) the guy who was being hazed by a frat, and had stuck a birthday-cake candle in the head of his penis, and the challenge was to light the thing and let it melt as far down as you dared. The wax had clogged and hardened inside his urethra. They had to knock him out and undo his plug.. with a tiny corkscrew.

2) the repeat visitor guy (and this is the story that your post most reminded me of) who had a penchant for sticking odd items up his bum, which included things like D batteries and rutabegas, which would then either get lost up there (like the batteries) or get wedged and stuck (like the rutabegas). This was a Long Time Ago, when I was a kid, and I think this particular patient ended up being committed to a *ahem* facility.

So yes, OP, only things that are intended and prepared for this activity, please, with the good advice that has been given you here. The human body is an amazing wonderland of potential, but some grains are just not meant to be gone against. Be well and know pleasure.

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/27/2010 10:06:30 PM

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oh man that sounds horrible.
I'm convinced that those little kids that shove things up their nose....grow up and become men who put things in their butts...

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/27/2010 10:43:53 PM

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A couple I know lives on the edge...a crystal candlestick had to be surgically removed.

Yeah, those tall things you put candles in.

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/28/2010 8:14:06 AM

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I lost a tooth up in my ear canal...does that count?

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/28/2010 8:19:14 AM

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The tooth was supposed to go under the pillow for the Tooth Fairy, Otters. Under the pillow!

Sorry, but that's the only reasonable thought I could come up with that could explain that comment.

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/28/2010 11:12:07 AM

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And for the love of all things living, don't be "that guy" that puts all sorts of exotic things in your butt. I've seen (and heard) it all, and I have compassion for these patients....but I want to slap them later. No bottles, lightbulbs, barbie dolls or anything else that doesn't belong there. I don't care how good it feels--you are playing emergency room roulette.

And it might be worth to mention that the ERs have "trophy cabinets" with things they extracted from various orifices... Don't even THINK about using the excuse of a bath by candle light and you slipped and fell on the candle, it will have them in hysterics...

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/28/2010 11:22:33 AM

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As I have always said, there are absolutely benefits to having a submissive who is in the medical field. One is that many lovely supplies for medical play make their way to My toy bag. Another is that I get to hear a lot of entertaining stories where, unlike clip, I don't have to have any professional decorum. I am free to laugh Myself silly at some of the predicaments that people get themselves into. One of My favorites had to do with a potato.

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/28/2010 11:47:11 AM

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LOL, my PhD is technically in Literature (anybody wants fries with that) but due to what was available as a thesis, it was quite focused on medical English (in short a medical professor needed a slave to translate and a PhD student costs less than a language secretary and will work longer and harder to keep the goodwill of the professor...) so about 3 years of my life I spent at a university clinic. Mondays I actually showed up an hour earlier to catch the weekend shift in the ER and have coffee with them before they went home, and inspect what they called "our treasure trove of the weekend" including the stories.

The problem with Barbies is apparently that the head dislodges easily when inserted, felt pens tend to lose the caps and the colours cause nasty allergic reactions on mucus membrane, vegetables I do understand to a degree (as in cucumber and such - still doesn't turn me on) but when it comes to onions and broccoli, sorry - took me a while until I could cook with them again...

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/28/2010 12:20:44 PM

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Cynthia get a pal to put onher strsp on and you can do dick dances, and fence with em! It is a hoot to watch the looks on the men's faces--more unintentional humiliation play.

Hilly, I will be in the DC area around May 5, just saying...

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RE: Strap-ons? - 12/28/2010 3:45:08 PM

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Lube, lube, lube, and even more lube. Hopefully the strap-on is of something realistic for a first time experience. Other than that relax & enjoy.

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RE: Strap-ons? - 4/26/2011 8:36:52 AM

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You can start the stretching beforehand by using some toys and/or your hand.

Try anal ease. Numbs you up a bit. It has the same main ingredient as anbesol. It works pretty well too. You should be able to obtain some in any local sex shop

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RE: Strap-ons? - 4/26/2011 8:41:47 AM

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Why do you have this terrible habit of necroing old threads? I know the Mods have reminded you about it several times already.

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RE: Strap-ons? - 4/26/2011 8:50:42 AM

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I suppose it shows she's using the search feature eh?

Why did I even post? I dunno.

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