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How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public Forum. - 12/28/2010 5:48:52 PM   
poise


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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 5:52:09 PM   
TribeTziyon


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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 5:53:42 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Ohhh...I like the way you think!

adds that to my hopefullysoontobeevergrowinglist

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 5:56:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		HOW ABOUT CAPS? LOTS AND LOTS OF CAPS! IT'S HUMILIATING RIGHT?

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 5:59:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		A strip mall would be best too. Cuz, like strip is all dirty and that. It would be humilating to be at a strip mall . maybe?

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 6:00:47 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		FANTASTIC SUGGESTION LIZI! THIS POST WILL BE A GEM TO THOSE
THAT WANT TO LEARN HOW TO COME HERE AND BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED.


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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 6:02:12 PM   
poise


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I think we are onto something!

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 6:05:50 PM   
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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 6:10:17 PM   
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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 6:12:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh Poise..

This really is quite funny...  until I looked at the profile from the last exciting thread on this topic.  Good thing I don't frequent the local Maryland shopping malls any more.

You know, quite frankly, there are plenty of subtle ways to accomplish said mission without engaging or involving other parties...had the previous poster (PP?) been a little less obnoxious (and discovered that the CAPS key can unlock just as easily) I might have been so inclined to share a few.

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 6:18:06 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Well now's your chance! Please....do tell?

Of course, my intention when making this thread was to only to pull attention
away from that other disasterous one, in hopes she/it/they would leave.
Thanks for participating!

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 6:39:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		well, okay....
except now that the thread has been moved to Random Stupidity....I feel almost obligated to be snarky...

but I won't.

SO here's what I was holding off typing...
If he or she had gone to the mall, I'd be willing to bet that the male sub is NOT the same size as the Dom.  He doesn't need to try anything on (and most places now aren't supposed to let you try on underwear anyway)... all she has to do is shop for his size.

Even if the other customers don't notice, or politely pretend not to notice, a woman shopping for size 16 underwear with the guy standing right there doesn't HAVE to be obvious.  In fact, if she sent him into the shop alone, he picks out his size and then basically LIES to the saleperson "Oh, uh....these are for my girlfriend....."  yeah. It's obvious. 

How to tell when a guy is shopping for his own panties....  excuse me: what size is a waist 32"?

Send the sub to the local WalMart and pick up the following items to put on the checkout belt...(.and then watch the faces of the surrounding customers):
3 bottles of lubricant.....2 boxes of condoms (lubed and unlubed)....1 pair of ladies panties....1 box of medical gloves.......1 hairbrush.....1 cucumber.....1 leather belt......1 can of crisco....1 fleets enema.....1 watermelon (this is just for effect.)

you don't need to say a word.  just have him smile and pay cash. 

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 7:15:17 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		That's down right dirty! But it would work wonders!
(I'll never look at a watermelon the same again)

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 7:25:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		We've already established that the watermelon is a VITAL part of the play time.  *nodnodnod*

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 7:28:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		this is essentially a double-post BTW, I figured the original poster, well the previous poster that is, that inspired this thread would not read it, so I did post the watermelon advice on the other thread.

kinda sorry I did now.  It's evolved into peeled pineapples.  ow.

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 7:28:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, wait. How about fit-throwing? We already covered that, right? Along with the pineapples..

< Message edited by SorceressJ -- 12/28/2010 7:29:52 PM >

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 7:30:18 PM   
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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 8:12:11 PM   
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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 8:22:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		I suggest both act like total jackholes when they are out together, preferably at an event that is full of friends celebrating some special occasion. Then, when people call you on your bullshit, stomp off like a bratty kid and say that everyone else is being mean. Oh, then the jackholes should come back and pretend like it never happened, while the other people continue to talk about how amazingly ghetto-fabulous they were.

And if that doesn't work, shove the watermelon, a pineapple, and a prickly pear up both of their asses... backwards.

ps: And all should be journaled about using text speak, IN CAPS!!!

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RE: How To Humiliate Yourself And Your Man On A Public ... - 12/28/2010 8:25:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Text speak.  Don't forget the text speak!


Oh. like this?

I M A DOM CUZ UR A DUM HATR N I DON CARE WHAT U SEZ ANYWAY. L8R LUZRS.

that was actually painful to type.

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