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Who is really in charge? - 12/30/2010 1:18:24 PM

AlwaysLisa

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If we are unable to achieve ANY motor function within our body unless the brain gives the order....how does the mouth react before the signal is given?

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/30/2010 1:21:31 PM

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Reflex.

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/30/2010 1:29:26 PM

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poor impulse control.

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/30/2010 2:08:03 PM

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IN CHARGE

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away".

"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy".

"I should be in charge", said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal".

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.

Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge...just an asshole.

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/30/2010 5:21:25 PM

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lol, tazzy, that was priceless!

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/30/2010 5:33:17 PM

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lol

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/30/2010 6:49:32 PM

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I always wondered who was in charge!!!! LOL....

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/31/2010 6:50:10 AM

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A classic tazzy.

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RE: Who is really in charge? - 12/31/2010 7:39:37 AM

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Yeah, my dad used to have a printed copy in his waller when we were kids... lol... an oldie but goodie!

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