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Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 7:51:22 PM

humiliatemegirl

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Read my profile and journal

Anyone know how I can find him? or her

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 8:06:30 PM

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First, I suggest you remove the "OK you assholes" from the beginning of your profile. Then maybe someone will read the rest of it.

Cliff's notes: She was beat up a lot as a kid, and wants to be humiliated and abused as an adult. Scat and watersports are enjoyed. She wants the nasty stuff.

I suggest you have her checked medically before beginning anything.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 8:26:38 PM

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Hell, the whole profile is so over the top that it's clearly a work of fiction.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 8:30:41 PM

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Interesting stories, especially the dumpster and porta potty thing. I'm sure what your looking for is out there...it just may take some time...it's only been 3 months.

Hope this isn't one of those here's my ex gf and I'm putting her pic with this for the world to see. Something doesn't smell right...figuratively speaking.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 8:35:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: anniezz338

Hope this isn't one of those here's my ex gf and I'm putting her pic with this for the world to see.

that was my first thought as well. poor girl.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 8:43:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: humiliatemegirl

Read my profile and journal

Anyone know how I can find him? or her

Well, no where near Cincinnati. LOL!

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 8:55:36 PM

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HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY,
HELP! NOT JUST ANYBODY,
HELP! YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE, HELP.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY,
I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY.
BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE, I'M NOT SO SELF ASSURED,
NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND I'VE OPENED UP THE DOORS.

HELP ME IF YOU CAN, I'M FEELING DOWN
AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING AROUND.
HELP ME GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND,
WON'T YOU PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME.

AND NOW MY LIFE HAS CHANGED IN OH SO MANY WAYS,
MY INDEPENDENCE SEEMS TO VANISH IN THE HAZE.
BUT EV'RY NOW AND THEN I FEEL SO INSECURE,
I KNOW THAT I JUST NEED YOU LIKE I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE.

HELP ME IF YOU CAN, I'M FEELING DOWN
AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING AROUND.
HELP ME GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND,
WON'T YOU PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY,
I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY.
BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE, I'M NOT SO SELF ASSURED,
NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND I'VE OPENED UP THE DOORS.

HELP ME IF YOU CAN, I'M FEELING DOWN
AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING ROUND.
HELP ME, GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND,
WON'T YOU PLEASE,
PLEASE HELP ME,
HELP ME,
HELP ME, OH.

pure genious, John/Paul

< Message edited by xXsoumisXx -- 1/1/2011 8:57:13 PM >

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 9:37:16 PM

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hmmm, lets see.... I am a sadistic freak from Boston but personaly I dont think I wioudl want a girl in my bathtub for 2 weeks, I mean you need to eat and I need to bathe.... From what I gather from your profile is that this is a farse, most people who are into such extreme kink dont tend to detail it out in their profile. of course there is a way for us to prove all the ney-sayers wrong about you... we could meet in person since we are likely very close, even if I am not the nasty bastard freak your looking for, it would be a friendship and lifestyle connection and I could vouch for you when someone sees your profile is 'unbelievable'

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/1/2011 10:57:25 PM

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Damaged or fake. Either way, not worth the time unless you're a sociopath.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/2/2011 6:17:54 AM

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Hey, I'm in the Boston area too. We could all get together for coffee. That's not threatening, right?

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/2/2011 7:33:59 AM

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Thank God high school vacation ends tomorrow and all the children will go back to school. As this is obviously written by a teenager. I think the only true fact in the profile is when he says his name is Sam.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/2/2011 8:08:00 AM

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yes indeed why not get all the sadistic freaks in Boston together with humiliatemegirl and have tea and talk about your desires and discuss the dynamics of your extreme kinks and we can all work as a team to find the sick fuck that will fit your needs. Perhaps we can celebrate you 21st birthday at one of the local Boston fetish clubs and we can advertise that you will be there and we can have like a celebrity roast, all taking turns humiliating you. Just trying to "help" a fellow local kinkster.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/2/2011 9:19:21 AM

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dammit, soumis!!!

*runs to look for my Beatles CDs*

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/2/2011 11:21:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Thank God high school vacation ends tomorrow and all the children will go back to school. As this is obviously written by a teenager. I think the only true fact in the profile is when he says his name is Sam.

Actually nope, I think it's somebody a bit older who watched too much bad BDSM porn and wants people to write to (most likely) him as he has run out of odd stuff to masturbate to, so the suggestions will possibly make great wanking fodder, I hope the keyboard is water tight....

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/3/2011 9:17:16 AM

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Is there an exchange of money involved here somewhere, one of those wild guesses!

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/3/2011 12:37:53 PM

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Just need a protective plastic cover for the keyboard, that should keep it out of harm's way.

O, and welcome btw.

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RE: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just aaaanybodyy - 1/3/2011 3:44:16 PM

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