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mummyman321 -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 2:53:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Because our arses have some pride [:D] I like a proud arse so much better than a smart arse!

OttersSwim -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 2:54:47 PM)
Wait...I thought we were supposed to be wary of prideful assholes... [;)]

Lockit -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 2:58:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim Wait...I thought we were supposed to be wary of prideful assholes... [;)] Just wait until you run into the right one and you won't forget again! [;)]

OttersSwim -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 3:03:19 PM)
You know....I should probably clarify that I am not calling anyone such, nor implying this appellation to anyone in this thread. Even the OP, who clearly for a brief moment thought he had found himself magically transported and was among the "Wanton and willing big breasted women of the Planet Platex".

Phoenixpower -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 3:04:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim All you darn uppety wimmins...why can't you just sit where the "submissive" tells you to?!! Because our arses have some pride [:D] which one? [8\|][8\|][8\|] OP...why don't you go and just open your own homepage...then you can request that only willing free of charge face sitters can enter it, tested by yourself [8\|] Are you in anyway related or intertwined with the one yesterday or 2 days ago who whined about subs having self awareness??? Just a thought yawn ... time that folks go back to work...[sm=sleepy.gif]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 3:05:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Because our arses have some pride [:D] I like a proud arse so much better than a smart arse! Don't make me wiggle my smart arse proudly [:D]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 3:08:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Because our arses have some pride [:D] which one? [8\|][8\|][8\|] Our derrieres, not the arses that want us to sit on their faces on submissive command.... Btw OP, you made me thank my lucky stars that I am not a BBW, and that has nothing to do with health or fashion...

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 3:15:34 PM)
This site has provided good lulz lately. Thank you, fetishboy!

Phoenixpower -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 3:16:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Because our arses have some pride [:D] which one? [8\|][8\|][8\|] Our derrieres, not the arses that want us to sit on their faces on submissive command.... Thank you for clarification [:)]

Politesub53 -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 4:53:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer Damned uppity Brits. Do we have to kick your ass in a war again, or what? No need for an ugly war LNT, you can just kick our collective arses as friends. [8D]

Need4Squeeze -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/4/2011 6:47:11 PM)
There a plenty of 'normal' ladies who will and do facesit, as part of their sex life or foreplay. You wouldn't necessarily need a Dominatrix for this (although, I'm sure they would be very good at it). If a woman likes, or better yet loves, you. They will often want to please you and make you happy (I'm generalizing). If she knows you really want her to sit on your face, she probably will. Some women are reluctant to do it or are nervous about it, because they are self conscious about their bodies. Try to ease them into it and get them to relax. Start with them sitting on your chest, then on your throat, then moving forward for a 'touchdown'. Kiss and lick her pussy (I've never met a lady who dosn't like that). Make it an enjoyable experience for her and she'll probably want to sit on your face all the time... But it still involves communicating first, like any sort of relationship. If you want to meet a girl and have her riding your face a few minutes later, you're gonna have to get VERY lucky or pay for it.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/5/2011 3:06:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Need4Squeeze If you want to meet a girl and have her riding your face a few minutes later, you're gonna have to get VERY lucky or pay for it. Well, I also see a few black eyes in his future if he brings that up in conversation shortly after having said hello...

thishereboi -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/5/2011 5:02:07 AM)
You mean you can't find a total stranger to let you have sex with her? Damn what is this world coming to. Hate to break it to you sweetcheeks, but if you are looking for a one night oral sex session, you might have to break out the checkbook. Most women won't spread their legs just because some guy on the internet shows an interest in oral and if they will, would you really want to go there?

DamnPickyDomme -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/5/2011 6:13:17 AM)
apparently he would. i guess having finally been evicted from mommy and daddy's basement has finally given him the nerve to explore those sexual fantasies he's dreamed of all his life. women who cater to his every whim just because he wants them to seem to be high on that fantasy list. edited for puppy's keyboard stroll typing error. if he's going to walk across the laptop he should learn how to spell!

strangedesire -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/5/2011 7:55:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer As a matter of interest, what's the maximum weight a man's face could take before the cheekbones are in danger of cracking? I'd imagine the woman would have to be quite small if she's putting her entire weight onto her botty. In practice, she'd effectively kneel over his face. "Face sitting" is mostly an oral sex position without the weird neck angles. (For some people I guess it's also a smothering thing, especially with larger women.) I've never heard of anyone sitting sideways on a person's head. I've actually tried the classic facesitting position with my girl - it's so overwhelmingly present in fat-Domme porn that she was curious - but neither of us were terribly thrilled. It traps the giver, which might be fun if they want to get away but is less entertaining when she wants to move around to vary sensation. Personally, I'd rather be reclining regally and grabbing her by the hair. She points out that "sex is like fractions: it's improper for the larger one to be on top."

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/5/2011 8:31:48 PM)
For me facesitting = smothering. It's pretty much the only breath play I'll do! ^_^

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/5/2011 11:19:27 PM)
OP just needs to do what I do... pretend to be submissive until you get her ass in your face. Give a full-body or foot massage here or there. Do the dishes once or twice. Then motorboat the shit out of her ass (not-literally, I pray) and move on to the next hussy. Rinse and repeat and you've described the life of Raptor Jesus. So many asses and so little time.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/6/2011 5:45:13 AM)
There is a woman who occasionally puts up a thread about "you want a hot latina ass on your face" or some such. Might want to search on here to try to find her. Upper right hand corner, top of the page - search button. Good luck, sunshine

LadyRian -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/6/2011 11:37:28 AM)
"Sit on my faaaaaace, and tell me that you love me...." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVKtNkQAtw

Ragnar34 -> RE: Looking for a BBW to sit on my face (1/6/2011 9:41:00 PM)
Apologies, I didn't mean to offend anyone. Just looking for a woman who enjoys giving and receiving pleasure. I'm coming off a breakup and, yes, I was looking for some casual sex. I figured there would be some people on this site looking for casual sex. Of course I would love to start a relationship with someone who shares my interests. Facesitting is not the only thing I enjoy.

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