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salemartist -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/4/2011 10:22:27 PM)
hunkyboy your an interesting case, most folders are 3 sheeters and the fold is casual and uneven.... but there are variables. Are you right or left handed? allergic to nuts? whats your astrological sign?

Dragonspinkkitty -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/4/2011 11:19:28 PM)
I too am a folder lol [:D]

Phoenixpower -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 2:21:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist most folders are 3 sheeters and the fold is casual and uneven.... and where is that evidence coming from? [>:][8\|]

pahunkboy -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 5:10:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist hunkyboy your an interesting case, most folders are 3 sheeters and the fold is casual and uneven.... but there are variables. Are you right or left handed? allergic to nuts? whats your astrological sign? Seriously-- I use ample sheets. I fear the hand with get too dirty and need a vigorous washing. Even still always wash hand(s) with soap--- afterwards. // I am tho picky about what goes down the toilet. Mom has a habit of blocking up pipes....so when she visits-- I remind her, that I do not want to dig up the pipe in the yard.

salemartist -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 5:14:56 AM)
my evidence is based on years of compiled surveys such as this one. some interesting results so far. 85% of vanilla men are folders 92% of vanilla women are crunplers 73% of folders are non smokers a shocking 97% of dominants fold while 62% of switches are crumplers and nearly all of the conjoined twins surveyed are crumplers

Daddysredhead -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 7:22:16 AM)
I'm a crumpler who likes lots of t.p. and flushable wipes because I like a fresh hoohah. I'm also a naturally redheaded, green-eyed, Taurus, switch. And I smoke. But I don't really drink. I have two offspring and am right-handed. I was born in the wee hours of the morning, I was told. I hope that this information was helpful in your uber-scientific research. [;)]

NuevaVida -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 8:06:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Folded. Neatly. One sheet, folded. You must have really small poop. [8D] I crumple, then fold around it. I like the full experience.

pahunkboy -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 8:08:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Folded. Neatly. One sheet, folded. You must have really small poop. [8D] I crumple, then fold around it. I like the full experience. This morning I went wild and used 6 sheets. I could deforest the county at the rate.

NuevaVida -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 8:44:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy This morning I went wild and used 6 sheets. I could deforest the county at the rate. Woo hoo, did you need a cigarette after that?

AquaticSub -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 8:46:41 AM)
It's finally happened. It took since I joined in '05 but it's finally happened. Ya'll fucking scare me. locks the door to her bathroom so no one can spy on her

salemartist -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 8:54:09 AM)
aquatic and daddysred, dont be afraid or ashamed, I know alot of good hearted crumplers, we are not here to judge you

pahunkboy -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 9:07:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy This morning I went wild and used 6 sheets. I could deforest the county at the rate. Woo hoo, did you need a cigarette after that? Hey some days the BM is my greatest pleasure! lol

windchymes -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 9:36:57 AM)
I like to fold and then make a little rosette in the center for added absorbency. Unless I'm at work where they stock us with that cheap, crappy (no pun intended) rice-paper scratchy stuff, then I just unwind 8 or 9 feet of the stuff and crumple away.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 10:10:57 AM)
Since I'm OCD, Ima folder. But public places with that thin nothing it rips before you're ready to rip and have to rip more? Then I can be a crumpler because I'm forced to do so. Ima 2 in 1, a smoker, right handed, Capricorn, non-drinker and born in the early morning although I'm not a morning person. O and a subbie, can't forget that. Does any of this help? [:D]

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 1:50:12 PM)
I have CDO also, but it doesn't extend to my TP habits. It takes other fun forms, such as getting totally squicked about someone's cat sleeping on their dining room table. I am an Aries, right-handed, born at 10:42 am on March 26 during a smallpox epidemic. I don't smoke or drink now, but I used to do plenty plenty of both. Perhaps that explains it?

salemartist -> RE: crumple or fold? (1/5/2011 2:34:30 PM)
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