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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/4/2011 10:22:27 PM   
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hunkyboy your an interesting case, most folders are 3 sheeters and the fold is casual and uneven.... but there are variables. Are you right or left handed? allergic to nuts? whats your astrological sign?

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/4/2011 11:19:28 PM   
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I too am a folder lol 

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 2:21:36 AM   
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most folders are 3 sheeters and the fold is casual and uneven....


and where is that evidence coming from?

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 5:10:19 AM   
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hunkyboy your an interesting case, most folders are 3 sheeters and the fold is casual and uneven.... but there are variables. Are you right or left handed? allergic to nuts? whats your astrological sign?


Seriously-- I use ample sheets.   I fear the hand with get too dirty and need a vigorous washing.

Even still always wash hand(s) with soap--- afterwards.

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I am tho picky about what goes down the toilet.  Mom has a habit of blocking up pipes....so when she visits-- I remind her, that I do not want to dig up the pipe in the yard.

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 5:14:56 AM   
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my evidence is based on years of compiled surveys such as this one.

some interesting results so far.

85% of vanilla men are folders
92% of vanilla women are crunplers

73% of folders are non smokers

a shocking 97% of dominants fold
while 62% of switches are crumplers

and nearly all of the conjoined twins surveyed are crumplers

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 7:22:16 AM   
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I'm a crumpler who likes lots of t.p. and flushable wipes because I like a fresh hoohah. I'm also a naturally redheaded, green-eyed, Taurus, switch. And I smoke. But I don't really drink. I have two offspring and am right-handed. I was born in the wee hours of the morning, I was told.

I hope that this information was helpful in your uber-scientific research.

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 8:06:13 AM   
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Folded.    Neatly. 


One sheet, folded.  You must have really small poop.

I crumple, then fold around it.  I like the full experience.


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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 8:08:13 AM   
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Folded.    Neatly. 


One sheet, folded.  You must have really small poop.

I crumple, then fold around it.  I like the full experience.



This morning I went wild and used 6 sheets.   I could deforest the county at the rate.

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 8:44:32 AM   
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This morning I went wild and used 6 sheets.   I could deforest the county at the rate.



Woo hoo, did you need a cigarette after that?


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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 8:46:41 AM   
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It's finally happened.

It took since I joined in '05 but it's finally happened.

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 8:54:09 AM   
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aquatic and daddysred, dont be afraid or ashamed, I know alot of good hearted crumplers, we are not here to judge you

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 9:07:30 AM   
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quote:

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quote:

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This morning I went wild and used 6 sheets.   I could deforest the county at the rate.



Woo hoo, did you need a cigarette after that?



Hey some days the BM is my greatest pleasure!


lol

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 9:36:57 AM   
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I like to fold and then make a little rosette in the center for added absorbency. Unless I'm at work where they stock us with that cheap, crappy (no pun intended) rice-paper scratchy stuff, then I just unwind 8 or 9 feet of the stuff and crumple away.

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 10:10:57 AM   
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Since I'm OCD, Ima folder. But public places with that thin nothing it rips before you're ready to rip and have to rip more? Then I can be a crumpler because I'm forced to do so. Ima 2 in 1, a smoker, right handed, Capricorn, non-drinker and born in the early morning although I'm not a morning person. O and a subbie, can't forget that.

Does any of this help?

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 1:50:12 PM   
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I have CDO also, but it doesn't extend to my TP habits. It takes other fun forms, such as getting totally squicked about someone's cat sleeping on their dining room table. I am an Aries, right-handed, born at 10:42 am on March 26 during a smallpox epidemic. I don't smoke or drink now, but I used to do plenty plenty of both. Perhaps that explains it?

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RE: crumple or fold? - 1/5/2011 2:34:30 PM   
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compiling data...

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