LadyConstanze -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 4:53:31 AM)
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I'd aroused my warlock's wrath because he thought that I'd been interested in his girlfriend. I wasn't. She was not only as plain as a breeze block, she was at least as mad as he was. A good way to mess with the heads of all those "witches and warlocks" and their spells is actually quote the 3 fold law, that everything returns in 3s... The loony bins who declare themselves as witches and warlocks usually have no idea about paganism and watched too many cheap Hollywood movies, I'm not a pagan (I'm happily agnostic) but I like researching religions, spells aren't actually meant to turn people into frogs, it's just meant as a way of focusing, concentrating, clearing your mind, what other religions would call a prayer or some meditation. We had a local "warlock" who used to tell me all about that I'm under his wizardly protection (usually after I bought him a beer, he didn't believe in personal hygiene much so a good way to get rid of him was buying him a drink and escaping quickly), if he really had some magic he must have made a mess of it, because shortly after putting his "protection spell" on me, some idiot crashed into our car, when he tried to convince other half of his powerful spell he stumbled (not too sober) into H's favorite Strat and managed to damage the neck (almost cost him one of his wizard lives)... Let's say when he finally got banned from the pub (not for being a loony bin but bothering others due to being quite fragrant) he put a spell on the landlord and the pub - the pub is doing so much better now... I feel a bit bad laughing about him, he's a rather harmless nutter who (not surprisingly) spend some time in mental institutions, not a danger to anybody (apart to those of us with sensitive noses who believe in having at least one shower a day), just a bit of a nutter. To entice him into washing himself (the approach others had with "Eff off, you stink - go and WASH" didn't work) I went to charity shops and bought clean clothes in his size, said I had them around at home (so it would be not so suspicious), started to collect the mini shampoos and bathing lotions in hotels with "Look, got them anyway, try them out..." and decided to get him a bunch of toothbrushes. Toothbrushes were an eye opener, he took them out, looked at them and said "Oh brilliant, thought about buying one of those for ages...." That made my jaw drop...
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