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RapierFugue -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 5:41:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PyrotheClown

I sense...I sense that something might possibly go wrong...unless some one sends me some Nudes

*chortle*

"I'm sensing a lot of anger ..."

"FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "SENSING" SHIT!!!".

"See? Told you."





PeonForHer -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 5:56:45 PM)

I'd aroused my warlock's wrath because he thought that I'd been interested in his girlfriend.  I wasn't.  She was not only as plain as a breeze block, she was at least as mad as he was. 




RapierFugue -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 6:05:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
I'd aroused my warlock's wrath because he thought that I'd been interested in his girlfriend.  I wasn't.  She was not only as plain as a breeze block, she was at least as mad as he was. 

I don't know about you, but I consider myself pretty tolerant of others' "funny little ways", but as soon as someone tells me they can cast a spell on me, or anyone else, I immediately consign them to the moron bin.

It’s like The Enlightenment never happened sometimes.




pahunkboy -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 6:18:24 PM)

Why not take her to Disneyland?




yellowroses -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 6:28:46 PM)

This post I started has succeeded in making me laugh...A LOT.

THANK YOU ALL for making me laugh!

yellowroses




playfulotter -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 6:33:31 PM)

Just my humble opinion but I would take the advice from someone who said they were a psychic about as much as the men on here who say they are Dom hypnotists....ha ha [image]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/ice_0/purr.gif[/image]




PeonForHer -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 6:47:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

It’s like The Enlightenment never happened sometimes.



Yes.  Oh yes.




WestBaySlave -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 7:10:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
Pfft.  The trouble is, they often can't spot that you've spotted that it's bullshit.  I had one demented fruitcake telling me that he'd cast a spell on me a while back.  He was forever cycling by me and making strange hissing noises. 

I got sort of semi-stalked by a loon a while back. Similar story. I happened to intervene when he was in the process of hassling women as they walked by, making very unpleasant comments, and when I challenged him, he declared "wizard war" on me (I kid you not).

After being polite, and taking his verbal abuse in the street for about a month, without a word of reply, I took him quietly to one side and told him that, while I was sympathetic to the mentally unwell, I didn't think his shtick fell into that category, and asked him to consider if he had a spell that would protect him from 5 minutes down a nearby dark alley, with me as his host.

He fucked off that very day.

Happy times :)


Crickey, how many of these loons are there? Add me to the "cursed by a wizard" club!

My self-described "evil wizard" put a curse on me for being an "internet phony" and not immediately relocating to him after his first one-liner with a dick pic. The guy spoke in the third person, too, sort of a mixture of Yoda and the Hulk. If I'd saved it it would probably have to go on the "most fun you've had on the internet" thread. [:D]




RapierFugue -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 7:19:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WestBaySlave
Crickey, how many of these loons are there? Add me to the "cursed by a wizard" club!

My self-described "evil wizard" put a curse on me for being an "internet phony" and not immediately relocating to him after his first one-liner with a dick pic. The guy spoke in the third person, too, sort of a mixture of Yoda and the Hulk. If I'd saved it it would probably have to go on the "most fun you've had on the internet" thread. [:D]


We've all clearly tripped accidentally across a rich vein of loony-ness that has hitherto been untapped. It never even occurred to me there were many other people who were mad enough to say such things.




PyrotheClown -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 7:26:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: playfulotter

Just my humble opinion but I would take the advice from someone who said they were a psychic about as much as the men on here who say they are Dom hypnotists....ha ha [image]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/ice_0/purr.gif[/image]

you will send me nudes.you will send me nudes.you will send me nudes. you will send me nudes. you will send me nudes.




Zevar -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 9:00:47 PM)

Oddly enough, it could have been a psychic. Then again it could have been simply someone trolling journals and entries on the Boards. Or it could have been someone using a screen-name unknown to you, only to warn or forewarn you of something unspoken. Which apparently has been relayed to you now by way of someone claiming to be a psychic. Although, chances are you could have encountered a genuine psychic who has sensed something which you need to know, with the goal of preventing undue harm. I have before, when I surely was not seeking such. Odd how circumstances unfold at times when least expected, aye. Hopefully in this instance it will be for the good of all involved and not some scammer getting a thrill out of alarming unsuspecting folks of baseless knowledge, only to feel a false sense of power playing.

Take care!




CherryNeko -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/5/2011 11:34:54 PM)

Well no, it could be someone who isn't precisely friends with that woman.




RapierFugue -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 1:29:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Zevar
Oddly enough, it could have been a psychic.

Or a unicorn.




crazyml -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 1:48:22 AM)

My reaction to an email like this would be to reply saying something along the lines of

"If you're so frikken psychic why do you need to resort to CollarMe mail to communicate with me?"

I mean, if a fucking "psychic" can't be arsed to manifest themselves in your fireplace or a dream they're either not really putting that much effort in or they're just another madwag.

[Ed to finish sentence]




RapierFugue -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 1:54:14 AM)


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ORIGINAL: crazyml
I mean, if a fucking "psychic" can't be arsed to manifest themselves in your fireplace or a dream they're either not really putting that much effort in.

There's a wonderful book called The Book Of Heroic Failures, which details some of the most heinous mistakes, errors and general balls-ups ever made.

One section is entitled "Things They Wish They Hadn't Said"; along with such gems as an Army officer (John Sedgwick) whose last words were "The useless bastards! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." there's one where the leader of the British Clairvoyants Society is asked (at their annual general meeting) whether or not there'll be an AGM next year; "we're not at all sure about that. It's so difficult to know in advance what the interest level will be" :)




LadyConstanze -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 4:24:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: yellowroses

@ LadyConstanze-Yes I agree with you about the journal entries. It doesn't take a psychic to know how I am feeling. I just thought it strange that she would send me a message saying that she was a psychic and that she wanted to warn me and so on.

I am still on the fence about this whole poly situation. Frankly I don't think it is something that the other woman wants. She comes from more of a swinger background so we may just have a poly relationship rather then a closed poly triad. My husband has yet to see this yet.

@everyone else-Thank you for your responses!


Personally the whole "psychic" thing, let's say somebody claiming that would make me skeptic, I'd possibly suspect somebody took too much "mind enhancing substances", I really don't believe in magic but I also think the brain and how it works is not really well explored, some people might be a bit more sensitive for picking up vibes or thoughts (which after all are electric impulses) so nothing really supernatural about that, but that's really not the issue.

Somebody read your journal and had the feeling something is not quite alright, maybe that person genuinely believes she's psychic when in reality she just read what you wrote and came to the conclusion you aren't happy with the things that are happening, you don't need to be a psychic to figure that out. On the other hand it could also be somebody who knows you and doesn't like the other woman.

If you are still on the fence about the whole poly situation, maybe it is time to take a step back? What if it all goes horribly wrong? Wouldn't that be then risking your marriage too?

If the other woman isn't happy with being in a closed triad but rather wants to continue swinging, also not the best signs for a happy triad.

How about you take a few minutes out, make yourself a nice cup of tea, grab a piece of paper and write down the plus sides of the triad, what you don't like about it, what you could do to change it, then you imagine where it is going, say in 3 months, in a year, in 3 years...

I'm a big fan of thinking positively and if you can actually see yourself in a successful situation in your mind's eye, it is much easier getting there because then you have a definite goal and you aren't putting hurdles in your way, but in some cases it simply is just wishful thinking and wouldn't work.

You need to take stock of your situation and decide if it is worth for you to continue and put effort in, YOU need to do that, no matter what somebody who claims to be psychic, the Wicked Witch of the Westlands, the Easter Bunny or Santa says.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 4:53:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'd aroused my warlock's wrath because he thought that I'd been interested in his girlfriend.  I wasn't.  She was not only as plain as a breeze block, she was at least as mad as he was. 



A good way to mess with the heads of all those "witches and warlocks" and their spells is actually quote the 3 fold law, that everything returns in 3s...

The loony bins who declare themselves as witches and warlocks usually have no idea about paganism and watched too many cheap Hollywood movies, I'm not a pagan (I'm happily agnostic) but I like researching religions, spells aren't actually meant to turn people into frogs, it's just meant as a way of focusing, concentrating, clearing your mind, what other religions would call a prayer or some meditation.

We had a local "warlock" who used to tell me all about that I'm under his wizardly protection (usually after I bought him a beer, he didn't believe in personal hygiene much so a good way to get rid of him was buying him a drink and escaping quickly), if he really had some magic he must have made a mess of it, because shortly after putting his "protection spell" on me, some idiot crashed into our car, when he tried to convince other half of his powerful spell he stumbled (not too sober) into H's favorite Strat and managed to damage the neck (almost cost him one of his wizard lives)... Let's say when he finally got banned from the pub (not for being a loony bin but bothering others due to being quite fragrant) he put a spell on the landlord and the pub - the pub is doing so much better now...

I feel a bit bad laughing about him, he's a rather harmless nutter who (not surprisingly) spend some time in mental institutions, not a danger to anybody (apart to those of us with sensitive noses who believe in having at least one shower a day), just a bit of a nutter. To entice him into washing himself (the approach others had with "Eff off, you stink - go and WASH" didn't work) I went to charity shops and bought clean clothes in his size, said I had them around at home (so it would be not so suspicious), started to collect the mini shampoos and bathing lotions in hotels with "Look, got them anyway, try them out..." and decided to get him a bunch of toothbrushes. Toothbrushes were an eye opener, he took them out, looked at them and said "Oh brilliant, thought about buying one of those for ages...." That made my jaw drop...




DesFIP -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 5:38:48 AM)

I think that line about the toothbrushes would have made me run away screaming.

I'm just upset the op hid her profile, I wanted to read what she had written that the psychic parroted back to her with a little reading between the lines.




kalikshama -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 5:45:37 AM)

No psychic powers were needed to read between the lines. In her journal, the OP was clearly conflicted about poly. Two of the potentials were far more interested in the husband, yet the intent was to create a sister wife dynamic in addition to a second wife. She wrote of struggling with jealousy with his developing emotional attachment to "m".

My impression was that there was lots of talking, but no communication.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Strange pm I received (1/6/2011 5:47:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I think that line about the toothbrushes would have made me run away screaming.




From seeing his teeth (or what remained of them in the full colour spectrum of yellow to dark brown/grey) it possibly wasn't the most surprising thing that he wasn't too acquainted with toothbrushes, there was a reason why I threw them into the "care parcel"


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I'm just upset the op hid her profile, I wanted to read what she had written that the psychic parroted back to her with a little reading between the lines.


I guess she got a ton of views and possibly a ton of hate mails under "new" names. When I read it, I also had the feeling of "something not really right...." with the dynamic and that the OP was deliberately trying to explain the odd behaviour of the 3rd in the triad...




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