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Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:42:18 PM   
AquaticSub


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Status: offline 		This is an super serious and incredibly academic thread about nothing less than zombie sex.

Zombie fucking. A topic so taboo people are loathe to address it. But it needs to be addressed. These are serious issues people and they won't go away because we bury our heads in the sand!

1. Zombie consent - how can zombies signal consent to one another? Perhaps there is a mating dance. They have been noted to stumble around each other while emitting bizarre vocalizations. And does the concept of consent even apply to creatures who nonconsentually eat brains? Athough it must be noted - they are reasonable. It's not like they want to eat our eyes.

2. Condoms and STDs - As our darling VC noted in a PM, how effective would a condom be for zombie fucking? What sorts of STIs would they have? I find it hard to believe that they would have the same as us. Perhaps various types of mold? For that matter, do they have the motor skills to use a condom?

3. General safety - Just as we must take a care with our lovers, so much there. How dreadful to get hungry in the middle of the act and realize that you've eaten half your lover's face away! I would suspect that the safest position to avoid traumatic nomming would be doggie style.

4. Baby zombies - We all know the various ways a human can be made into a zombie. But can "the magic" still happen during zombie fucking? For that matter, would a condom even matter? Whatever turns a human into a zombie might well eat through the condom! Maybe some kind of zombie depo shot?

Which brings up our last but perhaps most important topic of discussion - if the cock or fingers broke off inside the body cavity, how could they be safely retrieved?

I expect much discussion on these important topics.

Also, much love from me to VC.

< Message edited by AquaticSub -- 1/5/2011 5:47:05 PM >

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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:44:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		And much love from me to YOU, Aqua! 

But you've missed out the most important issue: can they get pregnant?


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:45:27 PM   
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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:45:47 PM   
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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:46:08 PM   
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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:47:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

And much love from me to YOU, Aqua! 

But you've missed out the most important issue: can they get pregnant?



I fixed it!


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:48:37 PM   
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:::faints:::


*catches - waves smelling salts under her nose*

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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:48:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

They make machines for this now.    

But can the machines scream 'brains! Brains! BRAAAIIIIIIIIINS!' during the act, in such a sexy way?

I think not.


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:49:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
I expect much discussion on these important topics.

"Fucking Zombies"

Oh come on, who hasn't done that?!

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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:50:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		The machines can't cuddle you afterwards, in the romantic glow of a city all a-blaze. Dining on some schmuck's leg and feeding you little bits.

Someone should make a zombie romance movie. I'd watch it.


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:51:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

And much love from me to YOU, Aqua! 

But you've missed out the most important issue: can they get pregnant?



I fixed it!



I will now be forever stuck with the image of toxic zombie sperm eating through a condom to impregnate some poor woman.

I think you might have ruined straight sex forever


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:59:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		And what id you have a hard limit against zombies? Do they respect that and stay away from you or do they continue to harass you?

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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 5:59:44 PM   
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You said you wanted to talk about zombie sex. I give you zombie sex, you tell me I've ruined straight sex. I could get into the lesbian risks and I would try to avoiding the eating out joke.

Try. Probably not succeed though.


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 6:01:06 PM   
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And what id you have a hard limit against zombies? Do they respect that and stay away from you or do they continue to harass you?


Oooo.... that's a good one! And does it only apply to sex? Like "Ok, I respect that you don't want to have with me. However, I am still going to eat your brains so hold still please."*


* Translated from zombie-speak. I have a translation guide.


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 6:02:51 PM   
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ROTFLMAO

You said you wanted to talk about zombie sex. I give you zombie sex, you tell me I've ruined straight sex. I could get into the lesbian risks and I would try to avoiding the eating out joke.

Try. Probably not succeed though.



I am NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN.

I hope you're happy.



(It's 2am; in the morning I won't remember any of this, it'll be fine )


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 6:03:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm curious if they could even get a condom on. Hard to do that when your fingers keep falling off.

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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 6:04:12 PM   
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And what id you have a hard limit against zombies? Do they respect that and stay away from you or do they continue to harass you?

*looks at SR's profile*
*does not see zombies listed as a hard limit*
*decides there is clearly not a problem here*



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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 6:05:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SpiritedRadiance

And what id you have a hard limit against zombies? Do they respect that and stay away from you or do they continue to harass you?


Oooo.... that's a good one! And does it only apply to sex? Like "Ok, I respect that you don't want to have with me. However, I am still going to eat your brains so hold still please."*


* Translated from zombie-speak. I have a translation guide.



I mean totally, If i safe word... will the zombie skip over eating my brains or will they continue on... i dont mind the zombie sex... just the zombies..


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 6:05:26 PM   
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I'm curious if they could even get a condom on. Hard to do that when your fingers keep falling off.

What, you've never seen the trick where women do it with their mouths?

(Only problem is they have to resist the temptation to have a tasty snack while they're down there...)


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RE: Fucking Zombies - Undead STIs, protection and safety - 1/5/2011 6:06:36 PM   
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*looks at SR's profile*
*does not see zombies listed as a hard limit*
*decides there is clearly not a problem here*




Zombies are the most hugest hardest limit EVER... its just not a list-able limit..


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