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LadyKim -> Clean cock jock (5/1/2006 7:27:15 AM)
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass,
he went to feed the birds and discovered the cock was missing.
He knew about the cockfights in the village so he questioned the
parishioners.
Before mass he asked them, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no... that's not what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the
women stood up.
"No, no... that's not what I meant, has anybody seen a cock that doesn't
belong to them?" Half the women stood up.
"No, no... that's not what I meant, has anybody seen MY cock?" Sixteen
altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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