SuzeQ
Posts: 253
Joined: 10/16/2011 From: Under her wing Status: offline
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Welcome, and I never thought I would have occasion to say this to anybody, but...good luck on being a whore.  Here's a little inspirational story for you... One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him and said: "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." He said: "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." She smiled and replied: "I raised over a thousand cocks last year." ____________________ Now you owe me one back (follow the link in my signature)
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