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ramzaruglia -> One of Physicist's jokes." (1/6/2011 7:15:37 PM)
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During the French Revolution, there are 3 professionals who are facing the blood hungry Guillotine. A priest, a lawyer and a physicist are facing their death on the chopping board of death.
The executioner first called the priest to take his stand and asked what will be his last words before he dies, the priest said; "May God bless me when I get to heaven.". After his last words, the executioner places his neck into wooden bar below the guillotine and the blade dropped, but it stopped before it even cuts the priest's head. The crowd was shocked, and moments after they celebrate, the people said: "Let's celebrate this day, for it is God who saved this man from certain death."
After the priest was saved from beheading, the executioner called the second person who will take the blade, the lawyer. The executioner asked the same question that he asked to the priest, and the lawyer replied: "May justice bestow and save me.". The executioner escorted the lawyer to take his head into the chopping block, then dropped the blade again, but such a co-incidence, it stopped before it cuts the head of the lawyer. Again the crowd's jaw dropped and celebrated, exclaiming: "Let's celebrate this day, for it is Justice who saved this man!"
The last one on the block is the physicist. The executioner lead him to the guillotine and asked him what his final words are. Then the physicist replied in a very mild manner: "I do not believe in God, and I don't know much about the law. But one thing I am certain of, the rope that is holding the blade is tied up, that is why it didn't fall thoroughly." The crowd looked up to the rope and saw it was tied, and just stared at it, like a bunch of idiots.
That's all folks....
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